What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-12-07 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #16181
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably the day of conception..I think Catholics would consider that the first day of life wouldn't they?

   
   I said timetable not timeline.
2. 2022-12-07 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #16182
   

   Ghost Black Hole
3. 2022-12-07 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #16183
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I said timetable not timeline.

   
   Yes, December 7th 11.30pm, plan to conceive my first child who will be named Bobby regardless of gender.
4. 2022-12-07 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #16184
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, December 7th 11.30pm, plan to conceive my first child who will be named Bobby regardless of gender.

   
   I had a boyhood crush on a Bobby Sue
   
   the kids called her Bobby Moo
   
   but ROBERT MOO would have been much funnier
5. 2022-12-07 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #16185
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, Germany's arrested 25 people for 'planning to violently overthrow the government' but they're almost all in their 60s and 70s
6. 2022-12-07 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #16186
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra lol, Germany's arrested 25 people for 'planning to violently overthrow the government' but they're almost all in their 60s and 70s

   
   TRUMP!
7. 2022-12-07 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #16187
   Kafka sweaty
   I’m nervous about the interview because I have a tendency to be superficial but think it’d be better to be more myself for this one and am not sure if I can. They’re interviewing 45 people in total. I feel like I need to go out and buy a paler foundation because the one I have is for older women. I love the coverage but it’s heavy on your skin and doesn’t match my skin tone exactly.
8. 2022-12-07 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #16188
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I’m nervous about the interview because I have a tendency to be superficial but think it’d be better to be more myself for this one and am not sure if I can. They’re interviewing 45 people in total. I feel like I need to go out and buy a paler foundation because the one I have is for older women. I love the coverage but it’s heavy on your skin and doesn’t match my skin tone exactly.

   
   speaking as a past and present interviewer showing a bit of leg works wonders, it always got my candidates on the "maybe" pile at the very least.
9. 2022-12-07 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #16189
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson TRUMP!

   
   1000 MORE YEARS
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10. 2022-12-07 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #16190
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson speaking as a past and present interviewer showing a bit of leg works wonders, it always got my candidates on the "maybe" pile at the very least.

    
    It’s winter. I think I only stood out to them because of my recent achievements, I had an aspie ramble on the application (was myself), no one has seen my surname before so that would have stood out, and maybe my aspergers disclosure.
11. 2022-12-07 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #16191
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka It’s winter.

    
    Yes, I'm forgetting it gets cold there, It's 81 here today...brrrrrr
12. 2022-12-07 at 6 PM UTC

    #16192
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra lol, Germany's arrested 25 people for 'planning to violently overthrow the government' but they're almost all in their 60s and 70s

    
    Hitler youth sleeper agents
    
    but the only ones left were all in a different class so none of their secret codes line up and there is an old man shaking his head in Argentina at what could have been
13. 2022-12-07 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #16193
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Hitler youth sleeper agents
    
    but the only ones left were all in a different class so none of their secret codes line up and there is an old man shaking his head in Argentina at what could have been

    
    All the OGs went to Antarctica.
14. 2022-12-07 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #16194
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Merkel dies from being shot in the heart by a LUGER and they punch hitlers birthday into the decorative nazi ww2 cypher encoding machine that was kept in pristine condition in that office EVER SINCE THE WAR and upon mechanical activation DIE GLOCKE emerges from the floor fully fueled ready to take off to the stars and BEYOND to the real nazi HQ on the moon
    
    According to der spigel at least
15. 2022-12-07 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #16195
    Kafka sweaty
    I passed Angela Merkel on the stairs in a museum in Amsterdam.
16. 2022-12-07 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #16196
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    *theremin starts playing*
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Kafka I passed Angela Merkel on the stairs in a museum in Amsterdam.

    
    If shoving her down the steps never crossed your mind that explains a lot of whats wrong with Europe
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17. 2022-12-07 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #16197
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I passed Angela Merkel on the stairs in a museum in Amsterdam.

    
    
    My mum and dad passed Camila (Charles's wife) while out walking near Balmoral Castle a few years ago.
    
    as they passed on the footpath my dad said to her as he passed "'ow do luv"
    
    My mum did recognize her and chastised my dad for his insolence to the future king's consort.
18. 2022-12-07 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #16198
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I would yeet polish pavlovs dogs wife if I randomly stumbled upon Angela merkel
    
    how many security people does she have. Wait a second I"M WHITE fuck this. Where's cheap RAPEFUGEE labor when you need it?
    
    Hey guys remember the president of Japan
19. 2022-12-07 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #16199
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I would yeet polish pavlovs dogs wife if I randomly stumbled upon Angela merkel
    
    how many security people does she have.

    
    That's what I asked my dad about Camila. He said there were 2 dudes walking about 100ft behind her who were probably her guards...I said if he'd had a knife he could have killed her before those 2 could even pull their guns...he'd have been hero to all the Princess Diana fans.
20. 2022-12-07 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #16200
    Kafka sweaty
    She had photographers around her, about 10 people. No one really looked like a body guard but it took me awhile for it to click.