2022-12-06 at 11:16 PM UTC
every time the cops kick down my door and raid my drugs they lifyt up the baggie to the light after cracking open the blinds which haven't been opened for weeks and squint their eyes at the paltry sum and say "THAT"S IT??!" before writing me a ticket for having my door ajar kicked open in disarray like a crack house that just got raided by the cops
and then they cart me off to the psych ward for a week where I have to solve the dialy crossword pussle CIRCLE ALL THE WORDS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH
and gt it signed by a nurse BEFORE 4PM DAILY if I want to leave, but they don't let you just walk out in your socks (they always "lose" your shoes) you gotta get PICKED UP by a FAMILY MEMBER not a friend they MUST have the same last name or be approved by a COURT (aka pay money to get someone registered to let you out) or else they will just shoot you up with valium until someone cares enough that you're missing holidays finally decides to begrudingly come get you
muh free healthcare!!! muh taxers!
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2022-12-08 at 9:27 PM UTC
You know how I know that's bullshit?
No on one would come get you.
