Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
In the end, people will eat one another. The movie, Soylent Green, takes place in the year 2022.
some people maybe. id just meditate and avoid eating til starvation. eventually, everyones gonna run out of food anyways. whats the point of wandering around looking for food and potentially getting caught by raiderz and sold as a slave or some shit?
"We sent Prince Harry to Afghanistan because when you want to teach people about democracy, you send them a Prince. You teach them about peace and democracy by having a Prince shoot at them from a helicopter!"
This is basically my life now but with Minecraft and trannies instead of RuneScape and 13 year olds
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
I'm in school with panic attacks everyday but I'm not a druggo anymore. My life is boring as hell besides dating 13y.o. and the occasional psychotic break and is unmanageable without whole medicine cabinet at once and hoping things will either get better and won't be >tfw no gf for eternities. But then again women are the world's primary source of psychotic break. Idk, life is lame and I'm hoping one day in 10 years I will have 1 functioning dopamine receptor and be able to feel something that isn't triangles. The highs of my life are expressed as seeing the maniac in my eyes and telling girls from 8th grade that I want them to act like a baby girl. The lows include absolute misery and dadfights. Years of bundy abuse has caused me to spend a whole existence as a shell of human who is aroused by empty bags of chips that have been stuck under the sofa accumulating dust and does nothing except play runescape and watch adult swim. You a heroin attic so that's probably worse.
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Kashoggi was killed to celebrate Season 3 of Daredevil coming out, a Saudi prince LARP'ed as a blind fistfighter with arcane senses and fighting skills. Kashoggi was killed with many karate moves
Originally posted by aldra
Kashoggi was killed to celebrate Season 3 of Daredevil coming out, a Saudi prince LARP'ed as a blind fistfighter with arcane senses and fighting skills. Kashoggi was killed with many karate moves
His body was separated into slivers and then individually mailed to 3,000 starving Ethiopians.
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Sploo literally has the best life ever.
1. Goes to the amusement park all the time 2. Does LSD at the amusement park with his pals 3. Has a rad ass girlfriend who wont hug him but loves her anyway 4. Constantly harasses said girlfriend with death threats and abuse fantasies 5. Breath rapes this girl and kicks the shit out of her seats like a boss. Bitches love that shit. 6. Fries his brain with syncans, dextro and other drugs I cant even spell. 7. Lives at his parents house unemployed but is still a certified genius. 8. Spends free time devising IQ tests that only he can pass because he is so smart 9. Knows everything is a fractal of a triangle and if x = 1 1= x but only on days is doesnt rain. And one time he saw ashleys dad and brother going around his neighborhood. He was pretty sure they were looking for him because ashley was a bitch and told on him. But she didnt hug him and sometimes Sploo wants to kill ashley but he doesnt really mean he wants to kill her but he really just wants to marry her and then rape her and then toss her out on the street to get raped by crack dealers because she will be addicted to crack and has to suck dick to get crack. But then he rips another bowl of syncans and sees the triangles in the fractal universe and he is god. 10. And he doesnt even give a fuck about anything at all.
