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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I LITERALLY CANNOT LAY DOWN ANY HARDER

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I probably posted that earlier. It's in my head
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala I LITERALLY CANNOT LAY DOWN ANY HARDER

    You need to
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Go lay down.
  5. Ok fine I will work on laying down harder but you have to promise you will work on getting laid bc somebody needs to dick you down you crazy bitch.
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh gross. Images of u and Lanny. No SIR
    DONT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT SEX.
  7. Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh gross.

    Yeah well that explains a lot of what is going on right now lol.
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right . I have sex with attractive people
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol so dumb. Ur both not very attractive
  10. Originally posted by DontTellEm Right . I have sex with attractive people

    That’s wonderful, but are you sure you’re doing it correctly? Bc you seem pist the fuck off.
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Are u sure u are? Clearly u are here..
  12. BRB. Lemme go double check.
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  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right . I have sex with attractive people

    Oh. So people who are the opposite of me.
  14. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right . I have sex with attractive people

    how big was the biggest dick youve had in you
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by STER0S how big was the biggest dick youve had in you

    She'll probably come up with a "girl inches" answer. Unless she measured it herself, it's kind of useless to ask this kind of question since they think a five incher is six or even seven inches. It's not really the fault of the female but also the males who lie about their actual size.
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if this image triggers you into absolutely needing to immediately drown out any other information in the room so you can enveloped from the harsh earth atmosphere for a minute inside an membrane that will remain impenetrable so long as you don't stop for any period of time -- it means you are a type 1 person. if its just like alright cool yea thats an image yup - then, you are prepared to move to the next level of realitychallenge

  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    is this where i can get a gram of candy caine
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian if this image triggers you into absolutely needing to immediately drown out any other information in the room so you can enveloped from the harsh earth atmosphere for a minute inside an membrane that will remain impenetrable so long as you don't stop for any period of time – it means you are a type 1 person. if its just like alright cool yea thats an image yup - then, you are prepared to move to the next level of realitychallenge


    What's triggering is that Jesus is portrayed as a white man and not unattractive... despite being brown.. and unattractive.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Ok fine I will work on laying down harder but you have to promise you will work on getting laid bc somebody needs to dick you down you crazy bitch.

    😭
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    We did y’all .. our work weekend is ovahhh! It’s ovahhh!! ❤️
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