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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by STER0S is butt circumcised

    Yes. Why?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The holiday parade sucked by the way.

    Also I did sadly read this entire last dialogue BETWIXT candy and April. Good lord! Silly geese central you're both so cute it hurts me to read this falling out. April really needs to get her stuff together and I'm very sad you two had to come to this. It wasn't your fault, Starr. We can all get a little emotional when we drink. But at the same time I'm a little disappointed in DTE for being that rude to you.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Very very disappointed
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Go lay down Wren, cover yourself in ur disappointment blanket.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Go lay down Wren, cover yourself in ur disappointment blanket.

    I'm actually about to lay down thank you.

    I have a huge blanket I mean HUGE blanket that I sleep under. It is made out of kittens. Living ones at that.

    Haha imagine having like nine living kittens all sewed together into a blanket. That's the one I have. They all constantly meow

    Meow meow meow

    -living kitten blanket kittens
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m pretty sure that I meant what I said
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m pretty sure that I meant what I said

    So did I. I don't have a disappointment blanket or whatever. Fine. I'll go make one.
  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right. U don’t have a blanket of kittens. I going to kill you.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. U don’t have a blanket of kittens. I going to kill you.

    Have you ever had a one night stand, dead clean sober?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha I made April uncomfortable
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Answer me BAE
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chile!!!! :) I'm getting tacos yums yums and Hilde just got a huge new scratching post and she can't stop fucking with it.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is the right thread to talk about that taco bout that right??
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm mad
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I have to pee but dont wanna get out of my cozy bed.

    I wish someones wkuld invent a tube that runs from like the side of mt bed to the toilet with like some suction so i could just plop my dixk in there and roll baxk over to sleep.

    I guess i could just use piss jugs but i feel like my gf would prolly yell at meh
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ Chile!!!! :) I'm getting tacos yums yums and Hilde just got a huge new scratching post and she can't stop fucking with it.

    I just got 3 new scratchers for scar, scaredy, and ganji

    They went bannanas for about 20 min until the nip wore off
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by CandyRein If you go try to get a lil clip…I've got another place I really wanna see too..I'm off Monday so I'll try to go then ❤️

    Well I only got a couple of pictures 😭 It was on a nature preserve so it was a smaller light show but it was still really pretty.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by frala Well I only got a couple of pictures 😭 It was on a nature preserve so it was a smaller light show but it was still really pretty.


    That’s niceee 🙂

    I love the penguins
  19. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want some beef chow mein
  20. curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    I wan 2 poot mi 1 füt long pinus in Tara's happy clam
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