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Sh9uld I Sell northern Reno?

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    slide22 African Astronaut
    And Buy in Austin

    Walts across Texas

    Good song, my parents were Ernest Tubb fans

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you want to get a place together? I can pay some of the rent.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Hobo Hotel
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    Ghost Black Hole
    yes and buy boardwalk and the waterworks too
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    I'm going to be a miser and build a basic house on top but dig a giant underground fortress so when the invasion (Russsian, Chinese, A more Advance and pissed off North Korea with Iran as a Sidekick, Space Aliens, Fallen Angels, a Bunch of lazy Slavics etc etc) I will live out my life in a self-sustaining biodome and a sunroom from the Chrystal windows above ground potatoes and baby carrots and spinach and plenty of soybeans and MRE and 30 years storage meals in cans

    and I will have plenty of retro emulator games and streaming films and music and i'm going to live to be in my 90s but kind of rickity and frail


    but I'll survive the impending doom while everyone else enjoys their faggoted clown world destruction and purge wars
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you want to have a helper for the apocalypse? someone you can bestow your immense wisdom and knowledge on? I'll do hospice if you can get your insurance to pay me for it.

    I'll be the son you never had.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you want to have a helper for the apocalypse? someone you can bestow your immense wisdom and knowledge on? I'll do hospice if you can get your insurance to pay me for it.

    I'll be the son you never had.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    These hands do more than help.
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    Originally posted by slide22 I'm going to be a miser and build a basic house on top but dig a giant underground fortress

    Can't really do that in Texas, high water table that's why there are no basements here.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can't really do that in Texas, high water table that's why there are no basements here.

    another myth.

    you can still have your basements, but it will cost more.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another myth.

    you can still have your basements, but it will cost more.

    of course, but again it's no myth.

    No one is going to pay $100,000 for a 10x10 basement when you can just expand above ground (especially when space isn't such a premium in Texas). The REASON there are few homes in Texas with basements is because it's not cost effective due in part to the high water table.

    Just the facts ma'am.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Yeah a lot in concrete to build a "bathtub" to keep out the water content and a pump to keep it that way.

    I hope you guys dont get tornados there. where do you go?
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    Originally posted by slide22 Yeah a lot in concrete to build a "bathtub" to keep out the water content and a pump to keep it that way.

    I hope you guys dont get tornados there. where do you go?

    The closet.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The closet.

    One day you'll come out
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    Bradley Florida Man
    also aren't you supposed to go under staircases because they're the most reinforced?
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    Originally posted by Bradley One day you'll come out

    Well I have a walk in closet I go in and come out of every morning after I put pantyhose and work clothes on.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley also aren't you supposed to go under staircases because they're the most reinforced?

    Nope

    The basement or storm cellar
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    Originally posted by Bradley also aren't you supposed to go under staircases because they're the most reinforced?

    A lot of homes here also don't have stairs, 1 level. It's either the closet or a bathtub with a mattress over you.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The closet.

    Bath-tub. Mattress on top. hope you don't have a glass door
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    Originally posted by slide22 Bath-tub. Mattress on top. hope you don't have a glass door

    See above Nigella.
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