What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-12-01 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #35541
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT watching a clusterfuck of a construction site go on right in front of my eyes..
   
   as for my paint job its kinda fucked up but its not my fault. I'll still get paid like a boss.
   they fucked up my stain job cus the ripped the fuck out of the bead boards i had stained before they put it up and then some jack leg thought it would help to sand the bad spots but it just fucked up my work then I had to paint railings but the carpenter was a druggy and got pissy while workin on em and he beat the shit out of the nice wood and after its painted it just screams look at me i'm some fucked up shit. anyways I made 5 g's in the last week.
   I'll make 5 more next week

   
   I knew an old guy that built houses, he was highly recommended around here. He told me he only needed 3 guys on his crew but had to hire 5 because 2 usually didn't show up. All where druggies.
   
   Nice on the 5 Gs tho.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2022-12-01 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #35542
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by slide22 Is that your gold plated "Desert Eagle" meth pipe lighter?

   
   Actually it’s Logan Paul’s gold plated meth pipe lighter….he posted that pic to Twitter as a bag on Elon musk’s night table
3. 2022-12-02 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #35543
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Haxxor Actually it’s Logan Paul’s gold plated meth pipe lighter….he posted that pic to Twitter as a bag on Elon musk’s night table

   
   Wozny doesn't know how to reverse image search and let's keep it that way oops I just told him about it
4. 2022-12-02 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #35544
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Wozny doesn't know how to reverse image search and let's keep it that way oops I just told him about it

   
   Doesn't matter, he'll go off on some completely different topic and forget what you said.
5. 2022-12-02 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #35545
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Wozny doesn't know how to reverse image search and let's keep it that way oops I just told him about it

   
   Doesn’t mean he knows how to do it. Or
   
   What jer said⬇️
   
   

   Originally posted by jerryb Doesn't matter, he'll go off on some completely different topic and forget what you said.

6. 2022-12-02 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #35546
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When you're right, you're right.
7. 2022-12-02 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #35547
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ghost jacked off into the sink, toilet is too close to the floor or maybe i'm just too tall
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Haxxor Actually it’s Logan Paul’s gold plated meth pipe lighter….he posted that pic to Twitter as a bag on Elon musk’s night table

   
   🤣
8. 2022-12-02 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #35548
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Wozny doesn't know how to reverse image search and let's keep it that way oops I just told him about it

   
   With that comment alone, I can surmise you are a lot more evil than you appear to be.
9. 2022-12-02 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #35549
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With that comment alone, I can surmise you are a lot more evil than you appear to be.

   
   How evil did I appear to be on a scale of one to ten and then how evil do you surmise I am now?
10. 2022-12-02 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #35550
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How evil did I appear to be on a scale of one to ten and then how evil do you surmise I am now?

    
    You appear to be a 2 on the scale of 1 to 10, as for evil appearance. As for how evil you really are, on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd really have to assign you a 9.5. There's always that chance you'd be kind once in a blue moon.
11. 2022-12-02 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #35551
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You appear to be a 2 on the scale of 1 to 10, as for evil appearance. As for how evil you really are, on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd really have to assign you a 9.5. There's always that chance you'd be kind once in a blue moon.

    
    God made me this way. Thanks for answering. 🙏
12. 2022-12-02 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #35552
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ God made me this way. Thanks for answering. 🙏

    
    But you're the Captain of your own ship. No excuses, please.
13. 2022-12-02 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #35553
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But you're the Captain of your own ship. No excuses, please.

    
    I didn't get to choose my brain. Can I get a refund?
14. 2022-12-02 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #35554
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't get to choose my brain. Can I get a refund?

    
    If you have a receipt, sure.
15. 2022-12-02 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #35555
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't get to choose my brain. Can I get a refund?

    
    Store credit only
    
    
    
    sorry
16. 2022-12-02 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #35556
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Lay-aways are permitted.
17. 2022-12-02 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #35557
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's why I steal my brains from Walmart as their LPs aren't allowed to hurt me. Unlike Kmart LP who I've heard will beat the shit of you and can even fight brown bears with their hands tied behind their back.
18. 2022-12-02 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #35558
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    spectral you should write down all your stories about working as Loss Prevention at target and make it into a worst selling book
19. 2022-12-02 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #35559
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    None of you kids frighten me.
20. 2022-12-02 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #35560
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ None of you kids frighten me.

    
    Do you want to do a not so secret Santa with me this year?