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  1. They didn't have a little cow that jumped over the Moon, though.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Haxxor Ahhhh yes, a childhood favorite


  3. Can't beat a chicken in a bag on the wall playing a harp either.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    When my parents were dating, they discovered they did the same walk in a nature reserve, except my mum did it on Saturdays and my dad on Sundays ;_;
  5. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.quora.com/Can-I-be-a-porn-star-at-15-years-old
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I’m not a morning person, can’t do anything that requires mental effort. I’ve just been cleaning and am craving a burger now.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They didn't have a little cow that jumped over the Moon, though.

    Why do you always lie about loss prevention ?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is my friend cat Hildegard by the way

    She has never worked for loss prevention

    She just does upside down kitten faces and let's you steal everything


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  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka When my parents were dating, they discovered they did the same walk in a nature reserve, except my mum did it on Saturdays and my dad on Sundays ;_;

    i wonder if your mum ever sucked anyone off in that nature reserve. like, they can be quite boring if you're horny, and the great outdoors can be a bit of a turn-on for some women, secluded enough to get up to stuff, but not so remote that there's no risk of being caught.

    if so, then your dad might have walked past the spot where your mum had fellated some other guy the previous day.

    that'd have been kinda weird.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i wonder if your mum ever sucked anyone off in that nature reserve. like, they can be quite boring if you're horny, and the great outdoors can be a bit of a turn-on for some women, secluded enough to get up to stuff, but not so remote that there's no risk of being caught.

    if so, then your dad might have walked past the spot where your mum had fellated some other guy the previous day.

    that'd have been kinda weird.

    What's wrong with you?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka What's wrong with you?

    What's RIGHT with anyone. Or anything? Can we all die at the same timeM
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    29 days left
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka What's wrong with you?

    i have a curious mind, if you think there's something 'wrong' with that, well then that's YOUR problem.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon i have a curious mind, if you think there's something 'wrong' with that, well then that's YOUR problem.

    Troon I love your mind. I'm going to be sad when I can't see it Anymore come 29 days from now but Also I get it.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i have a curious mind, if you think there's something 'wrong' with that, well then that's YOUR problem.

    You’re crazy like most Americans.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Troon I love your mind. I'm going to be sad when I can't see it Anymore come 29 days from now but Also I get it.

    thank you mmQ. that means a lot to me because you fill my heart with joy, but i'm now worried about what 29 days relates to and a darkness looms in the peripheral vision of my mind's eye.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka You’re crazy like most Americans.

    You're crazy like most non-Americans
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon thank you mmQ. that means a lot to me because you fill my heart with joy, but i'm now worried about what 29 days relates to and a darkness looms in the peripheral vision of my mind's eye.

    The eye stuff is is whatever. I'm getting actually scared about never being able to come here again. It's gonna be ok though. We can call go to the reddit pages of /totse and /niggasinspace which I don't know if that exists but I'll make it. Also this place isn't dying at the end of the year thanks to my friend fralalala who has donated 100 dollars to another year of support
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The eye stuff is is whatever. I'm getting actually scared about never being able to come here again. It's gonna be ok though. We can call go to the reddit pages of /totse and /niggasinspace which I don't know if that exists but I'll make it. Also this place isn't dying at the end of the year thanks to my friend fralalala who has donated 100 dollars to another year of support

    oh right, is that all. i thought you were going to off yourself lmao
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon oh right, is that all. i thought you were going to off yourself lmao

    I mean I still am yeah. Fuck I forgot about that. I'll kill myself right now tbh fam
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