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i figured out my new business plan guys

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat im going to specialize in teenage girls. i will be doing native spesking working on american accents and helping them with their homework in english as well as to write essays or in general i prove their english language skills. i saw a guy in a coffee shop in warsaw doing as he was talking to this girl around 26 about life and helping her with her studies all in english. as he went to take a piss i should have got her contact but didnt know how to ask or wasnt sure if im the right man for such a hard job. but i thouht it over and figured i am perfect for this educational role guys. and my business csrd should even say i think „specialty is teenage girls”.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Child Rape INC "We specialize in teenagers"

    ONE ON ONE TUTORING yes we will give them all the skills they need, suck sucking, taking things up the ass, licking oldje man ass and get them off your dogs cock. Don'T MISBEHAVE OR WE WILL SEND YOU THE OLDGE ACAcdemy and YOU CAN SPEND YOUR TEENAGE YEARS LICKING OLD MAN ASS IN SOME ISOLATED FOREST COMPOUND WHERE PARENTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO VISIT

    OH NO WE HAD ANOTHER ONE QUICK BRING HER TO MY OFFICE BEFORE RIGOR MORTIS SETS IN BECAUSE IT ALREADY SET IN FOR ME MY MORTIS IS QUITE RIGOROUS
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    Originally posted by Wariat I'm going to continue leaching off my parents while gettting drunk in Polish bars and failing with women and life

    Good plan, it's worked well so far.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    wariat learned quickly that parents were not willing to pay him to molest their children but he did find out he can lure young teenage girls by getting a "business loan" from his parents and then pretending to have a company and luring in the young girls with money and tricking them into sex

    big bucks fuys big bucks

    Originally posted by Wariat But either way a journalism degree should account for something that alone shoule be a foot in the door tod esign or graphics or illustration just as much as writing and tech blogging imo since many of us took courses in other such electives. If programmers can make big bucks like anna spysz with three month bootcamps why cant journalsits or designers as well?



    Originally posted by Wariat I mean I literwlly have beent rying to lewrn just illustrstor for a year. Which is more time than anna spysz’s gay bootcamp.



    Originally posted by Wariat Here is my pixel art for you:


    Originally posted by Wariat like I said, I think my shit is better or more unique. but why is everyone into this sort of unrealistic shapes looking humanoid style of gay porn or illustration you see here?

    http://ign.pl/

    why does it make the big bucks?
    Originally posted by Wariat yet you make the big bucks right? i womder if anna spysz is also mentally tired with her newround success of being some ultimate coder in her book despite producing nothing of significance.

    Originally posted by Wariat he could just make a website like toucharcade or be a toucharcade competitor since they make the big bucks.

    Originally posted by Wariat I also am willing to bet he has da big bucks or makes da big bucks.
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    Looks like Winter games on the commodore 64

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    Ghost Black Hole
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    business licensing should go over smoothly with your record
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Bradley Florida Man
    You should offer to tutor kids at your local high school.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    He could only teach theory what with is limp peni making practice impossible.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Bradley Florida Man
    he's a couple weeks away from getting viagra and taking it before he goes out to the bar.
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    english teacher,



    the preffered ruse for people who are good at nothing except their own native language.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny english teacher,



    the preffered ruse for people who are good at nothing except their own native language.

    You Asians, always pixelating the good stuff...
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You Asians, always pixelating the good stuff…

    you like to see dalits ?
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you like to see dalits ?

    Oh I thought he was giving the 2 handed bird lol.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh I thought he was giving the 2 handed bird lol.

    so you like to see men with their 2 handed birds.

    or 3.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you like to see men with their 2 handed birds.

    or 3.

    I don't know if I like it or not because it's censored.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    OP, I hope when your head is cracked open like an Cadbury cream egg from an impatient child during Easter time, by that of an angry parent searching retribution that it's recorded by many phone cameras from different angles from the mob that gathers at your public execution via street justice
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