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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there literally a better mental image of Bradley laying fully nude spread atop a bearskin rug in front a fireplace ?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Yes, it’s in the brochure for his woodland retreat.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    How miserable the 9-5 wageslaves are right about now...
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm so tired ofbwellhungs floating around
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm happy WellHung is back.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ I'm so tired ofbwellhungs floating around

    It's been a bad season for wellhungs. Even my Wellhung-Be-Gone spray didn't do shit.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I reviewed my current health conditions and it turns out drinking Monster is contributing to a lot of them. I think I have peripheral neuropathy or possibly diabetes because my right hand feels stiff at times, the fingers feel numb. I have to do something before it reaches my violin hand. What else, my eyes show symptoms of either liver or kidney damage, the Monster could be causing that. There's also my heart problem. Reduced bone density, I fucked up my knee. Caffiene gives me anxiety. Anyway it causes complexion problems and loss of collagen so I'm stopping for good. I always knew it was bad for me but it helped me get off alcohol. Today I bought squash, I'll just switch flavours and try every fruit juice out there to stop drinking Monster. I have hypnosis to stop drinking soda as well but never listened to it because I thought it was okay to have a few guilty pleasures...
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    When I'm speed-walking my pace doesn't slow even when going uphill and I can walk for an hour, no breaks. I keep this rhythm two short breaths in one out, I don't think I get enough oxygen but it works for me.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    turtles. Coffee cake. Snow. Pressure washers.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I would stop myself to check my heart and it would be beating rapidly but I don’t feel it until I focus on it.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I keep this rhythm two short breaths in one out, I don't think I get enough oxygen but it works for me.

    You mean like, you have to consciously think about breathing?
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ turtles. Coffee cake. Snow. Pressure washers.

    I used to work at a car wash when I was younger and we'd shoot each other with the water hose when it was slow during the summer. That shit hurt pretty bad
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I wanna call off work today so bad to give myself a 3 day vacation but I'd feel guilty if I did 🥺
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You mean like, you have to consciously think about breathing?

    I focus on that breathing rhythm when I’m speed-walking otherwise I can’t do it, my pace would change and I’d get out of breath.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I focus on that breathing rhythm when I’m speed-walking otherwise I can’t do it, my pace would change and I’d get out of breath.

    Do you speed walk awkwardly in public like a true autist?
  17. Kafka sweaty
    This is why I don’t fuck guys where I live a lot of them look like this

  18. Kafka sweaty
    Acc idk if I want him or not. He’s only 22 so I admire his courage and older men tend to be more sexist.
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Acc idk if I want him or not. He’s only 22 so I admire his courage and older men tend to be more sexist.

    You should give up on men and look for a woman
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should give up on men and look for a woman

    My ex gf hit a baby’s head off a wall repeatedly etc girls have traumatised me. Guys don’t make me feel much but it’s fine if I only want sex.
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