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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just took a wicked dump,, it was a spray foam dump,,, if you know you know
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Need more fiber and less meat/fats in your diet
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I barely need to use more than 1 wipe with toilet paper, shitting reliably 8-10 times a week
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pretty sure it was the butter and maple syrup overload from pancakes this am
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    wow, i had rice and beans with beef stew from a bag mixed in, served in tortillas with salsa

    For dinner I will have:

    NOTHING!!!!
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost ANother part of this effect;

    if you do not HATE the person everyone hates, you are in love with them, obsessed, white knight, simp

    I don't hate anyone here (except wariat), but if you pretend that there isn't any merit to claims of her being terminally vain and self-obsessed when she constantly posts about getting cosmetic medical procedures at 25 and wanting to die when she's 'not pretty anymore' the only person you're fooling is yourself.

    Add to that the fact that you're constantly swooning over her when all she ever posts is vanity, interstate whoring and her retarded relationships and yeah I think 'white knighting' is pretty accurate, if mild
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  7. blaster master victim of incest
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    i'm trying to lose weight
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Rolling a spliff while my bath is ran
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Rolling a spliff while my bath is ran

    Have you ever been stoned and forgot about the tub water until it overflows?
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever been stoned and forgot about the tub water until it overflows?




    Plenty of times but my tub has something that stops it from actually over flowing out the tub ..

    But ya if i didn't have that I'm sure it would be a water world at times lol
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I don't hate anyone here (except wariat), but if you pretend that there isn't any merit to claims of her being terminally vain and self-obsessed when she constantly posts about getting cosmetic medical procedures at 25 and wanting to die when she's 'not pretty anymore' the only person you're fooling is yourself.

    Add to that the fact that you're constantly swooning over her when all she ever posts is vanity, interstate whoring and her retarded relationships and yeah I think 'white knighting' is pretty accurate, if mild

    Lol "interstate whoring"
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokez*

    *Smiles while intro instrumentals to the song gangsters paradise plays*
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    💫*Starwalks to instafam*💫
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley r u saying this WILL or WILL NOT help me find a mate in my cuban immigrant neighborhood

    that depends, is consent important to you?
  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra that depends, is consent important to you?

    Yes

    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah all bath tubs in America are supposed to have an overfill lol.

    My mom's doesn't in Wisconsin, we only have standing showers here otherwise I'd go check
  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Lol what a horrid drawing
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    ^^^

    Have I ever told you that you have a very feminine energy...

    I’m not saying you’re gay ...but you have a very fem energy...



    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah all bath tubs in America are supposed to have an overfill lol.

    Ahhh never knew that ..now I’m wondering if I’ve ever seen a bathtub overflow outside of a movie or something...

    Don’t think I ever have..That’s wild
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