AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fucking job is bullshit and I don't really need the money. I was going to smoke a bunch of weed before I go in tomorrow but even that's like too much work. Maybe I'll just turn my phone off and sleep all day then eat left over ham and cheese.
Doing the bare minimum isn't even that fun, it's just boring if you have nobody to talk to depends on the work I guess.
I like sweeping but it's like a respect thing like prison and the tables but I have never been in trouble before so idk I mostly just smoke cigs and do autistic things at work like sweep or make things organized
are you allowed to use the pipe machine. just make nipples all day and take them home in your lunch box literally fill up your basement with nipples then when hard times hit you can sell them
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Originally posted by AngryOnion
Fucking job is bullshit and I don't really need the money. I was going to smoke a bunch of weed before I go in tomorrow but even that's like too much work. Maybe I'll just turn my phone off and sleep all day then eat left over ham and cheese.
Do this. Time it so you phone in sick and wait it out until you collect your last check from working (if you have autopay) then ignore them from then on. it's not worth getting a Job reference from those people. and I doubt you're getting any stock pay and a severance
only they treat you like shit though. if they're decent but the Job just sucks then don't do any of that
Originally posted by blaster master
bro you gotta show up and make a game of it, like how little work can you do and collect the most money dollars.
also, i recommend weed pens, they make work a breeze.
I always have two vapes on me, my nicotine one and my weed one, and since I mostly work alone I just duck into the cooler where there aren't cameras and get high there. It's a good system.
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i think you should steal a lot and look for opportunities to push a cart full of stuff that you need or you know peopel who will buy for half price. I'm not sure what Lowes all sells but you're an old man so I'm sure you know what people want in your neck of the woods, start with friskars bladed tools & small power bits.
And don't say "i'm not a thief." I'm aware, if you were I wouldn't have to say this.
If they get suspicious they'll fire you, but if they don't get suspicious you can keep getting the money off the top ontop of your wages.
Yea I'm getting a real one as soon as I finish my exam today at noon, my friends from environment class want to go to the bar, so it'll be good to have and not drink
Originally posted by AngryOnion
Fucking job is bullshit and I don't really need the money. I was going to smoke a bunch of weed before I go in tomorrow but even that's like too much work. Maybe I'll just turn my phone off and sleep all day then eat left over ham and cheese.
