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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kind of funny there was like a half-second segment about work sandwiched in there
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I worked in a call centre with the strangest collection of degenerates
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    Reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    At 23 I got a Job at SFO working as a rental agent- not long afterward a major quake hit and I had to wonder who in my family was dead because I couldn't get through on the phones all tied up.

    I literally left a job I had to drive across this 5 days a week to work at 4:45-5:15 usually slow rolling in traffic

    100% I would of been on this Freeway when this happened if I didn't get hired at SFO



    Life has its experiences and you live through it to live the next one through.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    When Startup Tech happened the money was shared, and people were given fat tips to drivers and blue-collar workers from their 6 figure tech jobs in the 3rd wave between 2014-2019

    then covid hit. people moved out of the city to work at home most of the month. buy their houses with a mortgage less than SF Rent. the work for drivers became less and less. ride fees got to cut back making it harder to make money

    Fuck Covid, Fuck the Biden Economy, Fuck Russia and Fuck my shitty health.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    *sniffs feet* mldady
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    Twitter looks even nicer.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I have to pee
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I would do amphetamines and berate and abuse my team for not working as hard and good as I Am. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR EXCUSE LITTLE MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING GONNA CRY TO VICE NEWS LIKE ILICKBALLS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS, OH IS THIS WORKPLACE HARASSMENT AND MUH HOME LIFE BALANCE SO YOU CAN DO WHAT JERK OFF TO ANIME ALL NIGHT AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP WHILE THE TEAM IS HERE BUSTING OUR ASS BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL AND YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE PUNCHING IN AT 9AM,.ALWAYS 1 MINUTE LATE THAT"S TIME THEFT PAL!!!! STEALING FROM THE COMPANY

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    Bradley Florida Man
    i know people who go on vacations and have less luxury comforts than these people do at work.

    They go there to eat catered meals, work on the roof, sit in meditation rooms, walk on a treadmill, do yoga? Like what the fuck? You're paid to do that shit? That sounds like what I would pay to experience.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i know people who go on vacations and have less luxury comforts than these people do at work.

    They go there to eat catered meals, work on the roof, sit in meditation rooms, walk on a treadmill, do yoga? Like what the fuck? You're paid to do that shit? That sounds like what I would pay to experience.

    It's called company culture and it's a scam honestly. That's why I steal company time by taking naps in the meditation room whenever I can get away with it.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait till I get a job when I have a degree where I'm behind a desk so I can just rush through all my work for an hour and then shitpost for the other seven hours like jiggaboo (my hero) does.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i know people who go on vacations and have less luxury comforts than these people do at work.

    They go there to eat catered meals, work on the roof, sit in meditation rooms, walk on a treadmill, do yoga? Like what the fuck? You're paid to do that shit? That sounds like what I would pay to experience.

    its called earning your way through dedication to a career there mr odd job jack name a single industry you worked in ever in your life for even 1 year, even something like mac donalds ill count as the foods and service industry.

    Don't bother because I already know, pretty much most people our age do either 1 thing and have 0 plans, are trapped in the "just gotta get my schooling! get that paper! from school I mean not working im a student okay! I gotta STUDY man!" or drug addicts. Talk to boomers they have all had like 3 different careers they adapt they realize holy shit this is not a good idea I gotta quit my job and do something else that isn't wasting my existence.

    You don't know you will hate something until you try it, i've tried and hated a lot and everyone is probably right and i'm a fucking retard idiot for thinking maybe there is some hope left out there, one last roll of the dice. ALl I hear from DISABLED people everyone my age is I CANT DO THAT WORK MAN THE BOSS THE STREES MY SYMPTOMS THE WORK LIFE like yeah thats why I lose all my jobs and life sucks.

    That's why I look for indsutrial amount methprecursor at work and think of crack head giant meth cooks the size of a universe. Like when I worked at the slaughter house and learned they tank in daily metric amounts of anhydrous ammonia, produced GREEN so the activists shut up but they demonstrate weekly non stop and fuck with the trucks, they check you for cameras and shit inside because of people trying to film abuses.

    BUt yeah I got pretty bored working there because I kept asking questions about the gasses TELL ME ABOUT THE PIPES MAN and they were like WOULD YOU PAY ATTENTION THAT HOG IS STILL BREATHING, KICK IT HARDER !!!! IN THE THROAT AND YELL ALLAH AKBAR TO SCARE TAHT INDIAN FELLER PUKING IN THE CORNER, MOP THAT UP BEFORE THOSE DANG PESKY LEFTIST COMMUNIST GOBERMENT SUSPENDERS COME IN HERE AND FINE US ALL UP THE ASS FOR HEALTH VIOLATIONS@!!

    I smuggled a calf out and raised it as a vegan until it died of natural causes from too much soy intake
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    Ghost Black Hole
    copy the key and go in dressed as a maintenance man with a dolly and a giant fucking cylinder. Or just spend the $5k from literally any supply house for a deposit and they will fill it up with nitrous oxide if you ask nicely (say its for STREET RACING)

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