Originally posted by blaster master
Hey Lanny, what do you think about this twitter mass firing? Was there a ton of totally unnecessary fluff on staff?
IDK mang, most people I talk to are convinced Elon is having a Kanye style breakdown and everything is imploding, the remainder think it's some kind of 12d chess shit. Probably somewhere in the middle. Every major tech company could probably cut 25% of its staff and come out ahead, and it's worth noting facebook just did a round of layoffs and no one is saying Zuckerberg needs to be hospitalized. Contractors in particular (the first round of cuts Musk made) are very _very_ cost ineffective and like a great example of one of those things that helps management look good but ultimately harms the health of a company. So at least on the staffing side I think Elon isn't just spazzing out. That said, he's taking one hell of a PR hit, and the recent observable mastadon traffic uptick suggest there are real consequences to that.
Originally posted by Bradley
Hey Lanny, have you thought about expanding the workforce over at NiS headquarters? I'm looking for a job where I do absolutely nothing, so I figured running this place might be a good fit.
Yeah, lala keeps getting mad at our cleaning people for not putting things back in the right place. Wanna be the NiS maid?
Originally posted by Ghost
Lanny is elon musks personal coffee savant and tests every cup for freshness
"freshness" is what it says in the job description, but I know I'm actually the poison enhancement. Elon told me he thinks the iljediminatti are trying to assassinate him because of his south african heritage