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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    i'm too addicted to video games to be a drug addict lol im in retard life ruin mode but society is so retarded that sometimes I actually do okay somehow

    it's like you stick the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger but you were having an out of body and end up misfiring, but you shoot someone that just broke into your house and he had a bag of loot with $10k and a pou8hd of cocaine, thats kinda how I feel about life sometimes

    but even when theres a dead body and money and free drugs laying there and you just got the thrill of living, it's not the big turn around, maybe because it's never usually that big and impactful, so maybe it's not enough

    but it's just like trying to lose a boss fight in a game, you just stand there and you die and then it plays a cutscene and you get to the next level because you were supposed to die and you're like... o thats cool I guess, whatever .
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  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya i was clean for 3 years too, 1 of which WASN'T in prison nigger

    it is what it is you seem to be sensitive and eager to deflect whyyyyyy

    Dress up like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever and Walk Into the Gayest Bar you can find and do a Russian Kazotsky Kick dance and video tape it for LOLZ
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Salt flats
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    reality is simply a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    How enjoyable it is to Hot Pot.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Stracciatatta Gelato.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    environmentalism
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a nigger.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Shitting in a whore's mouth.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    make up midterm exam on Monday, planned on passing the class even if i were given a 0% in it lol, so i need to get at least a 60% to get an A in the class. gonna read all the powerpoints since i no longer have the book, or any of my notes, or anything other than my laptop and my desire to learn!~!~!~
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I just friendzoned Mik because he doesn't buy me things and I know he isn't poor, and because he could be treating another girl better irl.

    I want to be with someone who actually wants to be with me, not cheat on someone with me, and who doesn't try to take advantage of me like Cam who just wanted money, coke, vacations and to hurt Elena by sleeping with me.

    Anyway to be on the safe side I'll discard people after a month if they haven't bought me anything because it's a bad sign and I don't have time to waste.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I just friendzoned Mik because he doesn't buy me things and I know he isn't poor

    the list of suitable engagement rings was not well received?
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I just friendzoned Mik because he doesn't buy me things and I know he isn't poor, and because he could be treating another girl better irl.

    I want to be with someone who actually wants to be with me, not cheat on someone with me, and who doesn't try to take advantage of me like Cam who just wanted money, coke, vacations and to hurt Elena by sleeping with me.

    Anyway to be on the safe side I'll discard people after a month if they haven't bought me anything because it's a bad sign and I don't have time to waste.

    would he love you if you lost your legs and arms and vagina?
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by slide22 would he love you if you lost your legs and arms and vagina?

    Probably, he's a sadist.
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Probably, he's a sadist.

    FLMAO

    what do you think he would do with your stump? I'm assuming you're still living and stuff.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by slide22 FLMAO

    what do you think he would do with your stump? I'm assuming you're still living and stuff.

    Idk cuddle it at night?
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk cuddle it at night?

    there's his christmas sorted

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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk cuddle it at night?

    I'd love you for you.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd love you for you.

    KAFKA!!! don't waste your chance. bradley's a total catch and you get to winter in florida.

    plus, he believes he's 100% sincere but he's really 100% insincere so you get the best of all worlds - someone who will want you for you AND someone who will disregard you and drop you like an urgent shit at a moments notice. and just think how miserable you'll get to be when it's all over
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I'll treat you right, Irma. I'm a really nice person IRL and you are just as nasty and jaded of a person as I can get along with, but you must NEVER turn against me and I won't you.

    LMK

    I live in Miami
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