I’m chatting to this super hot Thai ninja girl

1. 2022-11-17 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I’m all in, done with messing about, time to get settled in 2023!
   
   I’m prepared to leave every other bitch behind and fuck off to live in Thailand for the rest of my life to be with her
   
   I’ll have to buy a bar there and have some bitches/whores work there, pay off the local Thai mafia “Chao Pho” and corrupt police for security
   
   This can be arranged
   
   
   
   Oh she’s fucking gorgeous and for some reason the bleach blonde hair does it for me, I think this is what I’ve been looking for all this time
   
   She has one kid but that’s to be expected of most people late 20’s and doesn’t bother me
   
   If you want something in life, go get it yourself before anyone else does
   
   Doubt me and it’ll just give me more reason to prove people wrong like I’ve always done
   
   Ps. she’s not really a ninja
2. 2022-11-17 at 9:02 AM UTC

   #2
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   how bigs her dik
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3. 2022-11-17 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Did the company give you more photos
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4. 2022-11-17 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You can tell by the eyes it's a dude.
5. 2022-11-17 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   her kid. boy or girl.
6. 2022-11-17 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny her kid. boy or girl.

   
   It's Asian so both
7. 2022-11-17 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's Asian so both

   
   is this what you discovered at the asian spa.
8. 2022-11-17 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   How much is the next question of obvious wonder.
9. 2022-11-17 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this what you discovered at the asian spa.

   
   I block such possibilities out.
10. 2022-11-17 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #10
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    they call this dissonance i think
11. 2022-11-17 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    dunno why this thread made me think of it, maybe the ninja bit
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12. 2022-11-17 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    ya did u tell ur super hot import wife that you play with lil kids toys for hours regularly building lil police stations and space ships out of blocks lol
13. 2022-11-17 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley ya did u tell ur super hot import wife that you play with lil kids toys for hours regularly building lil police stations and space ships out of blocks lol

    
    Those Asians are all into childish cutsey video games and pokemon shit anyway.
14. 2022-11-17 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    wow I hope your ultra religious indonesian vegan girlfriend doesn't get jealous
15. 2022-11-17 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Ghost Black Hole
16. 2022-11-17 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
17. 2022-11-17 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #17
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ask her if alen walker is still the thing in thailand.
18. 2022-11-18 at 8:03 AM UTC

    #18
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls I’m all in, done with messing about, time to get settled in 2023!
    
    I’m prepared to leave every other bitch behind and fuck off to live in Thailand for the rest of my life to be with her
    
    I’ll have to buy a bar there and have some bitches/whores work there, pay off the local Thai mafia “Chao Pho” and corrupt police for security
    
    This can be arranged
    
    
    
    Oh she’s fucking gorgeous and for some reason the bleach blonde hair does it for me, I think this is what I’ve been looking for all this time
    
    She has one kid but that’s to be expected of most people late 20’s and doesn’t bother me
    
    If you want something in life, go get it yourself before anyone else does
    
    Doubt me and it’ll just give me more reason to prove people wrong like I’ve always done
    
    Ps. she’s not really a ninja

    
    Her eyes are too close together and too squinty.
    
    Asians with bigger eyes and a few millimeters MORE apart. maybe higher slightly up the bridge of the nose and closer to her eyebrows?
    
    What the fuck is this fucking thing?
    
    she looks like
19. 2022-11-18 at 8:07 AM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley ya did u tell ur super hot import wife that you play with lil kids toys for hours regularly building lil police stations and space ships out of blocks lol

    
    hur dur furf dur hurf de furf
20. 2022-11-18 at 8:35 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    id suck her off