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R.I.P. Jay Leno-almost

  1. 2022-11-14 at 11:44 PM UTC
    #1
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Be careful with your cars man.
  2. 2022-11-14 at 11:46 PM UTC
    #2
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Meanwhile in Somalia.

    Airdrop MRE and packs of water, gatoraide. something
  3. 2022-11-14 at 11:47 PM UTC
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Imagining Jay Leno on fire actually seems comical. Guess I've been conditioned.
  4. 2022-11-14 at 11:50 PM UTC
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagining Jay Leno on fire actually seems comical. Guess I've been conditioned.

    i'm thinking with wicking of fat through his clothes, he could slow burn all night.
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  5. 2022-11-14 at 11:54 PM UTC
    #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/14/jay-leno-car-fire-burn-center-serious-injury-cancel-vegas/

    Major league burn.

    American cars seem to like bursting into flames for no apparent reason.
  6. 2022-11-14 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    did you know theres enuf phosphorous in the human body that if you extracted and sold it would be worth about like THREE hundred dollars?
  7. 2022-11-15 at 12 AM UTC
    #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/14/jay-leno-car-fire-burn-center-serious-injury-cancel-vegas/

    Major league burn.

    American cars seem to like bursting into flames for no apparent reason.

    and oiyreish cars go boom in the night.

    gasoline ( thats petrol for you yanks) is kinda scary on vehicles, pumped to under the hood right by relays and high voltage ignition parts
  8. 2022-11-15 at 12 AM UTC
    #8
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon i'm thinking with wicking of fat through his clothes, he could slow burn all night.


    that's crazy af. they proved it with a pig. however, it doesn't explain the people witnessed by others of bursting into flames in front of them. starting at their mouths and burning from the inside. just bursting into flames. burping up flames and then catching fire.

    so perhaps the wick theory is not always fact
  9. 2022-11-15 at 12:01 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    john wick
  10. 2022-11-15 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #10
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor john wick

    Candlestick Jack
  11. 2022-11-15 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #11
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hotass Harri
  12. 2022-11-15 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #12
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 it doesn't explain the people witnessed by others of bursting into flames in front of them. starting at their mouths and burning from the inside. just bursting into flames. burping up flames and then catching fire.

    the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.

    fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.
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  13. 2022-11-15 at 12:07 AM UTC
    #13
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  14. 2022-11-15 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #14
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor and oiyreish cars go boom in the night.

    Our trucks do anyway 🚚💥

    gasoline ( thats petrol for you yanks) is kinda scary on vehicles, pumped to under the hood right by relays and high voltage ignition parts

    I once had an old car that was getting very bad mileage. Smelt of diesel. Checked it out, there was a leak in the diesel line by the engine. If it was petrol it probably would have exploded into flames.

    If your petrol car does go on fire it's important to turn the ignition off. People will leave the car with the ignition on, which just pumps petrol onto the fire. Carrying around petrol in a cannister in a car is scary too.
  15. 2022-11-15 at 1:11 AM UTC
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.

    fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.



    Whoa whoa whoa.. 3 feet off the gas pedal, pal. No reason to use racism in this conversation
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  16. 2022-11-15 at 3:29 AM UTC
    #16
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
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