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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Hopefully tomorrow she will come over and like she said fuck me or get fucked. she hasnt really been corresponding with me lately so im not sure but reads all my messages to her. maybe she met other dudes at the club shes kiggling with or trying to decide who to lose her virginity to. She may have lied and isnt a virgin tho so thats that. but either way one more day and she last time said or sort of promised shell fuck and come even earlier to my place this time so we can fuck before going out. This btw owuld make it completely legal as she wouldnt be under the influence of even one beer before we go out later and not fuck (since we already fucked) until the morning.
  2. #2
    Have you stocked up on Viagra?
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you stocked up on Viagra?

    Yes, I got a caSE of double strength Felix
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    get a stick n tape ur dik to it
  5. #5
    Buy a cock ring too...they are like a dollar (you can even used a rubber band). Those will stop you from flopping once it's hard as the blood can't flow back out.

    SO I HEARD.
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy a cock ring too…they are like a dollar (you can even used a rubber band). Those will stop you from flopping once it's hard as the blood can't flow back out.

    SO I HEARD.

    i got one of those but I don't know how to attach it to my penis, Itried hooking one end inside my pee hole but it hurt like fuck and I haven't used it since
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Ghost i got one of those but I don't know how to attach it to my penis, Itried hooking one end inside my pee hole but it hurt like fuck and I haven't used it since

    You get it hard (by fair means or foul) and then slide the fucker on to the base...it will stay hard then because it restricts the blood flow and keeps the blood that's already in the thing...in the thing.

    Of course don't leave it on too long or it will go black and fall off (the cock not the ring..though the ring will then fall off too)

    AGAIN..SO I HEARD.
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    have someone weld a cock ring on
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am a cock ring afficianado however that's spelled and can actually give you realiatic advice on what's best
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    I can't get off Fucking this. How small are your guys dicks

  12. #12
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    blaster master victim of incest
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    You can. I don't. Some do. I don't like my balls turning into a pez dispenser
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I use the o rings off airline tubing.
  16. #16
    just use a zip tie.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Just use a cheereo or it's fruity equivalent LGBTQ loop
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