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  1. Originally posted by slide22 when they eat shit they get mange. their immune system gets compromised and they shed patches of hair.

    Sounds like Ghost.
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like Ghost.

    haha yeah!
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I got a weird message from this man wanting me to move to the French countryside with him to live off grid while he renovates a house. It's not my cup of tea but if he's living off grid would anyone notice if I killed him?
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I got a weird message from this man wanting me to move to the French countryside with him to live off grid while he renovates a house. It's not my cup of tea but if he's living off grid would anyone notice if I killed him?

    No. I suggest you post this same in a new thread on reddit and 4chan. no one would ever catch you.

    go for it in minecraft and sign it SWIM
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I got a weird message from this man wanting me to move to the French countryside with him to live off grid while he renovates a house. It's not my cup of tea but if he's living off grid would anyone notice if I killed him?

    i think you should do it, especially if he himself is french. but make sure to kill him sooner rather than later because he may have similar plans for you.

    check for suspiciously human size holes with a cement mixer nearby.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i think you should do it, especially if he himself is french. but make sure to kill him sooner rather than later because he may have similar plans for you.

    check for suspiciously human size holes with a cement mixer nearby.

    He isn't French. I'm not serious but it's how I feel when I get requests like that, like they'd think I'd be with them just for their house when we've never even had a conversation.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Yo I have a house marry me a total stranger
  8. Those French guys like their women hairy...even moreso the off grid ones...it would never work.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I'm acc worried this place has put me off men for good, I'll probably never marry now I know what you're like. It seems like you have to have no self-preservation to be with one of them or I'm just attracting the wrong types.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka He isn't French. I'm not serious but it's how I feel when I get requests like that, like they'd think I'd be with them just for their house when we've never even had a conversation.

    i came up with a pure dastardly plan, and you were being frivolous the whole fucking time.
  11. Originally posted by Kafka I'm acc worried this place has put me off men for good, I'll probably never marry now I know what you're like. It seems like you have to have no self-preservation to be with one of them or I'm just attracting the wrong types.

    Marriage is obsolete for both sexes, there is absolutely no good reason to do it.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm acc worried this place has put me off men for good, I'll probably never marry now I know what you're like. It seems like you have to have no self-preservation to be with one of them or I'm just attracting the wrong types.

    do not use this place as a proxy for ideal manhood lmao

    most men do not reach the high standards that you typically find here.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein This is global super star and best lyricist of all time Nicki Minaj…so yes it's me…thank you 💚


    I don't know, MATE, can she be lyrically superior to THEE one and only TRINA?

    "See I fuck him in the living room, while his children ain't home, make him eat it while my period on"

  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Marriage is obsolete for both sexes, there is absolutely no good reason to do it.

    other than to get free houses?
  15. Originally posted by troon other than to get free houses?

    I tried twice and it never worked for me!
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon do not use this place as a proxy for ideal manhood lmao

    most men do not reach the high standards that you typically find here.

    Nah it’s irl too. To me you’re only good for dick and financial support and I can never take you seriously for my mental health. It’s sad it has to be this way.
  17. Originally posted by Kafka Nah it’s irl too. To me you’re only good for dick and financial support and I can never take you seriously for my mental health. It’s sad it has to be this way.

    ..and in some instances (Wariat) they are not even good for dick!
  18. Kafka sweaty
    I’m p vulnerable so feel blessed that I’ve never lost sleep over a guy, I’d be in a lot of trouble if I took them seriously.
  19. Well it's not just guys, why take any other human seriously...if push came to shove and you were in the middle of the ocean with no food and starving the other person in the boat with you would be wanting to eat your pussy regardless of their gender.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m p vulnerable so feel blessed that I’ve never lost sleep over a guy, I’d be in a lot of trouble if I took them seriously.

    you're not blessed, you're emotionally isolated
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