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So i've been talking with my boy who we will now refer to as my 4th in command.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    lol this nigger lives in africa and i found out i can fly there for 70 bucks more than Miami.

    hahahaha

    so i'm like look nigga, it's 400 there, 400 back, i got enough to spend 100/day + 22 for my military escort i shit you not two body guards with they own car is 22$ plus gas lol

    lol

    and i told him make sure you show my picture around, no wife, no kids, no aids, has money, he's coming soon.

    Hahaha.\\\


    eeeeeeeeeeee'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    we only been friends for six years, no big deal.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    why can't i just be crazy and leave the US to go meet my friend in africa for a week with 2 body guards and call it a day, over 8 weeks to get my fucking passport, why, they gave it to 19 people without running water who somehow commandeered planes, did they have to wait eight weeks
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    folks i saw a snowflake and I think i might just board a idrgaf what it is to miami, go back to that rehab i was at, and just collapse in their doorstep and cross my fingas.
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley why can't i just be crazy and leave the US to go meet my friend in africa for a week with 2 body guards and call it a day, over 8 weeks to get my fucking passport, why, they gave it to 19 people without running water who somehow commandeered planes, did they have to wait eight weeks

    you can usually pay extra to get it expedited, it's a scam
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Bradley why can't i just be crazy and leave the US to go meet my friend in africa for a week with 2 body guards and call it a day, over 8 weeks to get my fucking passport, why, they gave it to 19 people without running water who somehow commandeered planes, did they have to wait eight weeks

    simulatora del conquistadora ?
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    more like 400 there 400 to start a new life. Don't be a bitch , stop looking back. Only look ahead. When I uproot my life and move across the country THERE AIn'T NO BACK NIGGA back is when I turn around and look in the direction my back was facing which could be further away from my 'home town"

    my girlfriensd always tells me I should "go back" and people ask when im going back but nobody understands, they all have backs, fronts, sides and expect you to have backs too. I have no backs, I am backless so when I am told to "go back" I can only walk backwards, turn back a clock or try to time travel by doing magic science in space, but to go where I have been is a waste of time

    unless going there means DA BIG BUCKS but I go where "it" is and by it I mean the relevant economy and most places are not "it" right now and my country no longer feels like "it" sometimes. Africa has some ITS like nigeria
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  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    The united states is far from it. Colorado is probably one of the only places I would consider "it" because weed is legal there

    that's about IT, every other state seems like garbage because you can get a federal DEA record for having an ounce of weeed :/ land of the freeeeee???? home of the whopper
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Mexico is IT as fuck if you can survive, I wouldn't want to be there as a white though and I don't think any amount of money or armed guards will help lol they probably got mortars just waiting to fuck over some gringos HARD
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bradley lol this nigger lives in africa and i found out i can fly there for 70 bucks more than Miami.

    hahahaha

    so i'm like look nigga, it's 400 there, 400 back, i got enough to spend 100/day + 22 for my military escort i shit you not two body guards with they own car is 22$ plus gas lol

    lol

    and i told him make sure you show my picture around, no wife, no kids, no aids, has money, he's coming soon.

    Hahaha.\\\


    eeeeeeeeeeee'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I wouldn't pay 50 cents to go to Africa
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    You aren't cool enough to hang in Nigeria
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