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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    The pragmatic complications involved in coralling a wayward negro.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I’ve realised I’m sick of meeting other travelers because it’s always the same conversations but maybe it’s just the people in hostels. I’d stay there because it’s easy to befriend people to go do stuff with and to get drugs but I’d rather meet locals now.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So Satan rides a UFO?

    He has a ship, yes. In fact, he commands an entire fleet of highly-advanced organic/AI-controlled/alloy ships, each one capable of destroying an entire planet, as well as capable of time travel, quantum travel, invisibility, shielding, and the reshaping and transformation of molecular matter. His fleet is capable of much more than that. Millions and millions of years of technology, at his complete disposal and command.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S my dick doesnt work anymore

    what a lazy piece of shit i bet its on welfare too
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I don't know if I want this. It's coming into winter and kind of plain but I keep thinking about it.

  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost what a lazy piece of shit i bet its on welfare too

    Okay this was hilarious
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't know if I want this. It's coming into winter and kind of plain but I keep thinking about it.


    well I think she's pretty, not plain and also owning humans is wrong
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't know if I want this. It's coming into winter and kind of plain but I keep thinking about it.


    This more your speed.

  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    I'm thinking about if Kafka looks like Rosie Day, the Actress.

    Edited: Photo

  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Who is haxxor
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 I'm thinking about if Kafka looks like Rosie Day, the Actress.

    Edited: Photo


    If "she" looked like that it wouldn't be here moron.
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    this is how I imagine kafka sitting in a graveyard smokign a fag sipping vodka from the bottle and a cop or "bobby" pulls up and she gives them the middle finger

  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost this is how I imagine kafka sitting in a graveyard smokign a fag sipping vodka from the bottle and a cop or "bobby" pulls up and she gives them the middle finger


    then offers to blow them in the back of the paddywagon (do they call it that in Ireland? lol.) to avoid getting put in the drunk tank
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra then offers to blow them in the back of the paddywagon (do they call it that in Ireland? lol.) to avoid getting put in the drunk tank

    If I had tattoos like that I'd have PUDDIN across my cheek bone.

    But also. You're imagining Kafka wrong. This woman is feminine looking and attractive. Kafka self admittedly has a man face. But I mean that would totally work for you scron so I guess it's fine if you imagine her like this now that I think about it....
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Kafka self admittedly has a man face.

    That's because Kafka is a man duh.
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i wonder why so many young chick accounts on instagram exist teasing older men and all are like russian or most from russia. its as if in the russian cukture its normal for girls to be seduwlized ewrly or start early than in other countries being active?

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChxSpAbKgYR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkRJefhMSWr/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    aldra what say you? yoou dont see polish parents making wcocunts on instagram for their kids like this and telling them to ro stwnding splits with a specific part pointing wt the camerw or holding something in their hand and pretending its some lolipo do you?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Tennessee vs Georgia & LSU vs Alabama. SEC pigskin at it's finest, folks. 👍🤟🤙
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Troon defeated yet again

    Look 'Mr Big', don't make your woman into a liar. She's already showing benevolence fucking you, even with your inadequate dick, it's too much to expect her to deny the men who came before you with a more satisfying final surge. She obviously loves you, just not that much.
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    👎 We all know Florida is the best. Letssss go
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