2022-11-04 at 8:56 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I guess you can make a ho a housewife
2022-11-04 at 9:12 AM UTC
Thanks, I complimented his ass like four times, aggressively grabbed it twice, and mentioned how everyone in our lives thinks were gay together.
Offered to suck him off and told him that's how this starts.
But I slept in the living room none the less, dude if i become these kids step brad that would be kinda cool.
2022-11-04 at 9:14 AM UTC
we did brakes yesterday and when he releases the jack it goes too low, so twice I got the opportunity to "help" by lifting the corner of the car as hard as I could in order to get the jack stands/jack out.Also whenever a person working on a vehicle needs something, i try to see how fast i can get it and put it in their hands (which helps a lot)
2022-11-04 at 12:23 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
waiting on a couple of texts, one for big money and one for a tractor tire, later I think I'll go make a payment on my new sled
2022-11-04 at 4:36 PM UTC
I have a job and ive been getting high since 6am
2022-11-04 at 4:38 PM UTC
Attempting to surreptitiously sell a few negroes with internal injuries, without discounting their fair market value.
2022-11-04 at 6:34 PM UTC
wiping my excrement on 1 side of a $5 bill. Shortly i'm going to stick it onto the pavement, shit side down, at the nearest street corner. Then, i'm ready to play Poodolla.
2022-11-04 at 7:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just bought a turkey and put it in my deep freezer 🥰
damn tmi tmi
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2022-11-05 at 12:41 AM UTC
Volunteering at a homeless shelter.
2022-11-05 at 3:01 AM UTC
kinda got a rough estimation of one of three places I want to go, unfortunately i'm running a bit low on cash in my checking account, I think scheduling something a week out, not really saying anything to anyone, making my friend im staying with's house as clean as possible, pantry filled, 100$ gas card, and just dip out on a good wednedsday 5 days from now.
Unfortunately I have no idea where I'd go, so I'm kinda tossin it up there between Illegally entering canada & Boulder Colorado, or i might just say fuck it and go bakc to where i used to live in miami.
hmmm
