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  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Brum brum
  2. #2
    troon African Astronaut
    tell us what shit-ass jobs are on offer
  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    be an prostitute
  4. #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I got a place to live in a shared house....my housemate is barely twenty I might have to rape him with a mop and smoke his weed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Is it still like the olden days where they would have these flyers for jobs and then you say oire I'd like this here, job lady. And the c*** sasses you and says oire we don't have that job anymore and you're like oh s***

    We used to call it the jobby job, toodalue!!
  6. #6
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 We used to call it the jobby job, toodalue!!

    Entirely appropriate for the Shittish Empire
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    did u smash der wifi n nick sum pens
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Yeah man I say back down after the interview on a comfy chair and this security guard asked me what I was doing I said I'm dizzy
    So I sat down and he didn't look very happy


    FTS

    I'm gonna make so tennis ball grenades out of matchsticks and destroy da system


    Urgh.
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