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  1. My asshole is dribbling brown water, I'm clenching as hard as I can but I keep getting wet farts and I'm soiling my drawers with spatter constantly.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL If I had my way, you and your endless reams of spammy kiddy pics would be restricted to the Half Baked forum, permanently, and any cock puppets you make to get around it would be banned.

  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver <kiddie vid removed>

    If you are not bringing anything to the thread but ad nauseum garbage, like you've been plastering across the entire BBS, you are spamming. No better than a spam bot, and should be handled as such. Hey, fair is fair, Rodent. It's pretty obvious you've had this "fuck this forum" swagger ever since you got on here. If you didn't spam, there wouldn't be any issue. Look, Doug, you need to keep your boring bullshit in the Half Baked forum. Nobody's going to care if you make a shit drop or two here and there, but you've reached the level of ridiculous. You are like dealing with a 10-year old, literally. So tamper down your shit, or I'll pack it in for you. Your choice.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you are not bringing anything to the thread but ad nauseum garbage, like you've been plastering across the entire BBS, you are spamming.

    By this logic you should have been permabanned a decade ago
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny By this logic you should have been permabanned a decade ago

    If I truly thought I deserved to be banned, I would have quit a long time ago. Your personal opinion is not exactly the bible or anything, you know.
  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL Your personal opinion is not exactly the bible or anything, you know.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If I truly thought I deserved to be banned, I would have quit a long time ago. Your personal opinion is not exactly the bible or anything, you know.

    do you not see the hypocrisy in this post?
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny do you not see the hypocrisy in this post?

    No, because I'm not the one plastering retarded gifs across all the forums day and night, and I'm not the one encouraging such a retard either.
  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL No, because I'm not the one plastering retarded gifs across all the forums day and night, and I'm not the one encouraging such a retard either.

  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, because I'm not the one plastering retarded gifs across all the forums day and night, and I'm not the one encouraging such a retard either.

    great, don't try to put up a real argument. It makes the task of ignoring you that much easier.
  11. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man hey my campaign worked

  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man My asshole is dribbling brown water, I'm clenching as hard as I can but I keep getting wet farts and I'm soiling my drawers with spatter constantly.

    Take Kratom
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Kraytom solved all my IBS-D problems, I have frequent unhealthy loose stools and kraytom gave me regular healthy solid turds again
  14. I just lost my anal virginity readibg this wow what a day
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Kraytom solved all my IBS-D problems, I have frequent unhealthy loose stools and kraytom gave me regular healthy solid turds again

    You got more problems than those, and you'll need a lot more than Crouton to fix them.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Why are we getting british bikers?
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny With traffic, and consequently shitposting, on the up and developments in my personal life giving me less time to be involved with the site I've decided to appoint two moderators in order to keep the peace. They'll both be global moderators and have the final say on all ban decisions, having all the same privileges on the site as me (besides being able to appoint new moderators). I know censorship and moderation have been delicate subjects on the forums so to assuage fears I've decided to pick from opposite corners of the userbase as to avoid a situations where moderators gang up on a particular user. As such I'm appointing Sophie and -Spectral as our new global mods. I trust these two to be stewards of the site and generally improve the quality of content here to where it deserves to be.

    Please welcome these two to their new moderator positions!

    Anarchy NOW!
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny great, don't try to put up a real argument. It makes the task of ignoring you that much easier.

    Hey Mr Lanny.

    are you half Pakistani?
  20. Originally posted by Malice Damn, I wanted to know what personal developments in your life would lead to such a thing.

    He saw the future and the future was lala
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