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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Even if I took Viagra I couldn't get erect.



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  2. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 Dude I have med-dick. my shit is shribbled up most of the time. Even if I took Viagra I couldn't get erect.

    My favorite post of the day.
  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quoted for screenshot

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  5. Bradley Black Hole
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quoted for screenshot

    Out of Context

    I meant an old Woman. I mean (shivers) no. She's pretty for an old lady and was beautiful in her youth but not that kind of "Older Woman" attractiveness. and it would probably be considered elderly abuse even if she consented LOL

    Clearly she's headed to memory care in the near future.

    now stop cherry picking
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Why dont you make a bumper sticker and put it on your hick truck, you Redneck fuk
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    OMG Viagra Works but not for an 80 year old. NO FUCKING WAY. GROSSS

    that like me hitting on a 25-year-old at my age now. I doubt it would ever happen. Maybe 100 years ago when young women loved older men but not NOW and never did a Younger man marry a woman that old. unless he wanted a rich Candy Momma or use her for her contacts
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 OMG Viagra Works but not for an 80 year old. NO FUCKING WAY. GROSSS

    that like me hitting on a 25-year-old at my age now. I doubt it would ever happen. Maybe 100 years ago when young women loved older men but not NOW and never did a Younger man marry a woman that old. unless he wanted a rich Candy Momma or use her for her contacts

    I knew a couple of modest means in Hotsprings, Montana in the late 80s, Mike and Claudia. Mike was 26 and Claudia was 51. The last I heard around 10 years ago Claudia passed away at 82 years old still married to Mike.

    Mark, a guy here in the valley passed away from cancer last year at age 63. His wife of 32 years was left widowed at age 84.

    Both of these couples were still full of love after all those years.

    Because you have never had love...
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 Maybe 100 years ago when young women loved older men

    maybe 100 years ago when young women were forced to fuck wrinkly old men, as long as they could get it up with viagra
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by troon maybe 100 years ago when young women were forced to fuck wrinkly old men, as long as they could get it up with viagra

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, med dick

    I thought he was talking about banging Greeks or something
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quoted for screenshot

    other mens errections arouse shlomos utmost interest
  14. Always jack off just before you die. That way, no woman can abuse your dick.
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    The child was born from the semen of the dead. That's some wicked Biblical shit right there. they should cancel that pregnancy right here and now.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always jack off just before you die. That way, no woman can abuse your dick.



    Originally posted by slide22 The child was born from the semen of the dead. That's some wicked Biblical shit right there. they should cancel that pregnancy right here and now.

    At least you don't have to worry about that.

  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least you don't have to worry about that.


    SPEEDDY-'OUT OF CONTEXT'-PARKER
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 SPEEDDY-'OUT OF CONTEXT'-PARKER



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least you don't have to worry about that.

  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Rinse and Repeat this all day if you like. Your post is only part of the full quote
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Rinse and Repeat this all day if you like. Your post is only part of the full quote



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
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