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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A dead dick, though?

    rigor mortice
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rigor mortice

    Siphoning requires back pressure.
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Siphoning requires back pressure.

    prostate can be pressed to produce pressure.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny prostate can be pressed to produce pressure.

    That's forward pressure.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I thought it was common for people to die with a boner when they're hanged.
  6. Not people, only men.
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  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not people, only men.

    I forgot men aren't people.
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  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you want to make it easier for him to have sexes with children ?

    the #1 reason consensual man-child sexes are discovered is because the children got pregnant.

    if you cut his balls off then he can have care-free sexes with every little and not-so-little girls for the rest of his natural and/or extended live.

    thats like a happy ending.

    eu·nuch
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    noun
    a man who has been castrated, especially (in the past) one employed to guard the women's living areas at an oriental court.
    an ineffectual person.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Haxxor When a man dies, he dies in pieces.

    First, his heart stops beating, and soon after, his brain shuts down. The part of the dead man that carries life, his sperm, does not die until more than a day later. Technically, that sperm can still be used to procreate. It's not unheard of for sperm to be retrieved from a dying—or even a deceased—individual through a process called posthumous sperm retrieval (PSR). The first documented PSR was reported in 1980, and the first baby conceived as a result of PSR was born in 1999.

    The more you know.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I forgot men aren't people.

    It's a mixed bag, really.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka I forgot men aren't people.

  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie The more you know.

    Oh Shit. thats how all of these Church of Satan people were conceived.
  13. Originally posted by Kafka I forgot men aren't people.

    You also forgot women aren't men.
  14. Originally posted by Sophie The more you know.

    A recent study concluded that the human head, separated from the body, continues to slowly shut down non-essentials over a period of hours, and brain activity can continue for as long as two days.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If i ever decide to off myself. I'll make a dynamite helmet.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie If i ever decide to off myself. I'll make a dynamite helmet.

    I want to jump from the Eiffel tower but they got safety nets now.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I'd give my life to a starving polar bear if I could.
  18. Originally posted by Kafka I want to jump from the Eiffel tower but they got safety nets now.

    Well you can still jump, in fact with the nets you can jump as many times as you want.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie If i ever decide to off myself. I'll make a dynamite helmet.

    Ideally I'd want to be at ground zero of a nuke I made, but that's a pipe dream. Dynamite helmet is my more reasonable but still likely unobtainable ideal. What I'd probably end up using is the all new Meikai Brand Automated Firing Squad with Handy Headshot Helper (patent pending).



    Originally posted by Kafka I want to jump from the Eiffel tower but they got safety nets now.

    Why the Eiffel? Just an aesthetic thing? Or have you secretly calculated what that'd be like, and the tower is coincidentally juuuuust tall enough that you'd die without it taking so long to hit the ground that you'd have time for regret?
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Ahh, I suppose it's also worth mentioning that we offer this model in 12ga (availability permitting) and "custom" (black powder paper cartridges, custom fit to the diameter of your Firing Squad™s tube guns).

    Honk. Honk honk. Hoooooooooooooooooonk.
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