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Why I, BradleyB, am significantly better than all other drug addicts.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya they were all losers that were greatly beneath me. You see, I never borrowed money or stole from my family and friends, I never begged for money, I never sucked dick for beer or money, I never had a desire to use hard drugs day in and day out, living destitute and unhappily. I strove and strived to never have expenses beyond my revenue and anytime I did drugs I sold enough of them to pay for my own habit. I"m hardly typical in the way of someone going to one of these rehabilitation programs and as such I have been blessed with the fact I don't have some sadass fentanyl craving, or missing teeth, or no one that loves me in the world, I'm still pretty physically intact (I have high blood pressure that is well controlled with one medication) & I have my mental capacity like I used to, which is really nice because as a drug user/chronic alcoholic that's rare to find. I consider myself BLESSED that the stints I did sober be it in prison or the 3 1/2 years I didn't drink have provided me with a repairing of my mind, but a realization that I can use drugs (cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, & LSD) in moderation and that it won't greatly affect my long term cognitive faculties. Now I know you fags might say I am in bad health or not all there, and in terms of temperament or like physical prowess yea I could be better. But if 15 years of polydruga addiction & alcoholism has resulted in: Depression, High Blood Pressure. Oh fuckin well.

    I don't have hepatitis, I don't have anyone trying to kill me, I don't owe money to anyone, my credit score is 740, I have a bunch of money saved up, and I got a MacBook. FUCK EVERYONE THAT ISN'T SUCCESSFUL GANG GANG.

    Now I start college in 10 days and I'm gonna be successful cuz im gud at skul. and when I'm really successful I'm gonna let everyone know I was a degenerate piece of shit 211 drinking ANGRY alcoholic that felt like a dredge on everyone in his life and the community he occupied until I, not anyone else, changed my life, played the system, and became successful enough to drive around in a KIA with both cadillytic converters intact, got me a tiny Hispanic girlfriend I'm really nice to outside of sex, catch big fish all day in the ocean, own a boat, and then prolly have a kid (or 8 cuz Hispanic women do that really good) then I'mma sit down and die.

    Good luck I say to other Junkies. Until you can realize that you will either succeed at getting high or succeed at all other aspects of life, you will never make the distinction to pick the latter and will remain a customer.

    I will celebrate my 1 year of sobriety next June 1st with a nice cold Scale & a call to my plug so I can stop, drop & open up shop.

    N fuck everyone who doesn't have money.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    but folks I do have a drinking problem, which I recognize, so long as I don't drink I will be able to work the system, work the community and sell work to your loved ones.

    I bust only big loads and I never EVER write a police statement.

    Please be more like me.

    & folks rememberer whoever criticizes me is a bitch.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fuck everyone that came without a crown.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Hell yeah, like I told the other people getting rehabilitated "If you can't afford to kill yourself, I'll loan you a rope."
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Got a free tablet today thanks to my ability to run really fast
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Pride comes before the fall

    Learn to be humble
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    Bradley Florida Man
    K fag it's gotta be easy to be humble when you're a nothing and know it won't change
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley K fag it's gotta be easy to be humble when you're a nothing and know it won't change

    You're a bipolar retard and a useless drunk who will never stay sober once you're back out there on your own again. Disgusting race traitor, wanting to ink yourself in the name of Odin one second then fuck niggers the next. Phony
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    Ghost Black Hole
    braldye b is the kinda nigga to call you a fag after hitting you in the head with a hammer and raping your body as you go into convulsions and struggle to hold onto lire and he will actually fall asleep at night thinking you are the one in the wrong

    its calleed sociopthy folsx and the degenaracy of homsexualism
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya they were all losers that were greatly beneath me. You see, I never borrowed money or stole from my family and friends, I never begged for money, I never sucked dick for beer or money,

    What aboutbdrugs tho?

    Trying to compare yourself to others is a losers game. You're no better. Have you met any addicts who aren't homeless shoplifters? You're trying to set narrow parameters so the bar is lower. Compare yourself to yourself and be proud of how this version of Bradley is better than previous versions. Comparing yourself to others is negative female energy, just be grateful for what you have and strive for more. You should be proud of the path you are on so stay focused and don't look back, unless it's in honest self reflection.

    Everyone is 2 bad months from being homeless, which you essentially were until a few days ago. Being a self righteous 2 months sober addict is super cringey and not sure if this thread is a troll but you should still just use the resources you have to achieve upward mobility. Good luck, you've been pretty fortunate with the safety net shit, I'd love to see you be a success story, keep it up 100% everyday
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is this a sly ripping on fona thread
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like fona would suck at buying drugs like he sucks at buying most things. Getting the cheaper coke knowing it's cut to shit because he thought he was getting a deal. Then he strokes out and Chell has to use her life alert bracelet to save him
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    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like fona would suck at buying drugs like he sucks at buying most things. Getting the cheaper coke knowing it's cut to shit because he thought he was getting a deal. Then he strokes out and Chell has to use her life alert bracelet to save him

    no one cares how you feel, what did you eat for Breakfast?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You're a bipolar retard and a useless drunk who will never stay sober once you're back out there on your own again. Disgusting race traitor, wanting to ink yourself in the name of Odin one second then fuck niggers the next. Phony

    I don't see how those are mutually exclusionary. Yes I have bipolar. No I won't be drinking again. Yes I worship Odin and have sex with non whites.

    What do you do aside from get angry at strangers online? Exactly
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost braldye b is the kinda nigga to call you a fag after hitting you in the head with a hammer and raping your body as you go into convulsions and struggle to hold onto lire and he will actually fall asleep at night thinking you are the one in the wrong

    its calleed sociopthy folsx and the degenaracy of homsexualism

    Sucks off a man nightly then calls others gay.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo What aboutbdrugs tho?

    Trying to compare yourself to others is a losers game. You're no better. Have you met any addicts who aren't homeless shoplifters? You're trying to set narrow parameters so the bar is lower. Compare yourself to yourself and be proud of how this version of Bradley is better than previous versions. Comparing yourself to others is negative female energy, just be grateful for what you have and strive for more. You should be proud of the path you are on so stay focused and don't look back, unless it's in honest self reflection.

    Everyone is 2 bad months from being homeless, which you essentially were until a few days ago. Being a self righteous 2 months sober addict is super cringey and not sure if this thread is a troll but you should still just use the resources you have to achieve upward mobility. Good luck, you've been pretty fortunate with the safety net shit, I'd love to see you be a success story, keep it up 100% everyday

    Don't worry about the dickz I've sucked bud

    N yes this is all very cringe of me
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers no one cares how you feel, what did you eat for Breakfast?

    A banana, two cups of coffee and a granola bar
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i made a lot of good points in this thread
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lol
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like fona would suck at buying drugs like he sucks at buying most things. Getting the cheaper coke knowing it's cut to shit because he thought he was getting a deal. Then he strokes out and Chell has to use her life alert bracelet to save him

    there is no wrong way to buy antything, commie
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