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Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I did come hands free once in my life, I was writing erotica and literally just felt myself bust a nut down my leg

    Nice man, yeah I think you can do it with breathing exercises and clenching that big nut
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  2. #22
    Kafka sweaty
    I had one orgasm without touching myself as well. I think I'm weird in that I've never touched myself with my fingers, ever, always used a toy because it grosses me out. I don't know why.
  3. #23
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm wondering if I have any siblings I don't know about now. My dad had four wives but apparently I was his only bioligical child. Still maybe he got some woman pregnant and she never told him…

    there is an alternative explanation for why ur dad had 4 wives and ur the only child that resulted from those marriages...
  4. #24
    blaster master victim of incest
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  5. #25
    Originally posted by Kafka I had one orgasm without touching myself as well. I think I'm weird in that I've never touched myself with my fingers, ever, always used a toy because it grosses me out. I don't know why.

    Heard, it kind of makes sense like touching yourself with your hand is gay, in a way
  6. #26
    Kafka sweaty
    Logic is telling me I should try once with fingers because it'd probably feel nice but I don't care enough to try. Which reminds me, I agreed to meet that man who's looking to have an affair. I feel like I don't need sex but it would be good for me to be adventurous every now and then.
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  7. #27
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai there is an alternative explanation for why ur dad had 4 wives and ur the only child that resulted from those marriages…

    o no it even fits the statistics

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2722586/One-four-admits-cheating-partner-Latest-sex-survey-reveals-relaxed-attitude-people-not-satisfied-love-life.html
  8. #28
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai there is an alternative explanation for why ur dad had 4 wives and ur the only child that resulted from those marriages…

    He was a womanizer and also an alcoholic so marriages ended badly. I think one of them didn't want children.
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka Logic is telling me I should try once with fingers because it'd probably feel nice but I don't care enough to try. Which reminds me, I agreed to meet that man who's looking to have an affair. I feel like I don't need sex but it would be good for me to be adventurous every now and then.

    true.
  10. #30
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka He was a womanizer

    o no

    birds of a feather
  11. #31
    Even a corpse is getting more action than Wariat.
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  12. #32
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka Logic is telling me I should try once with fingers because it'd probably feel nice but I don't care enough to try. Which reminds me, I agreed to meet that man who's looking to have an affair. I feel like I don't need sex but it would be good for me to be adventurous every now and then.

    Damaged goods. All you women think promiscuous escapades are normal. You are destroying your ability to pair bond. Anymore than 5 partners is almost a guarenteed divorce raping for the male
  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    I don't understand how that is physiologically possible. Fake News.
  14. #34
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by cigreting Damaged goods. All you women think promiscuous escapades are normal. You are destroying your ability to pair bond. Anymore than 5 partners is almost a guarenteed divorce raping for the male

    You need help. There's nothing wrong with sleeping around, if a guy doesn't like you for that they can go do one. Wtf is pair bond? Infatuation? That's an illness which stops you from seeing people clearly. And you're wrong, having a lot of partners early can make someone want to settle down, not like it matters. Why would I care if a man isn't happy about being divorced?
  15. #35
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't give a fuck if men think I'm damaged because I don't think that and they don't matter.
  16. #36
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka You need help. There's nothing wrong with sleeping around, if a guy doesn't like you for that they can go do one. Wtf is pair bond? Infatuation? That's an illness which stops you from seeing people clearly. And you're wrong, having a lot of partners early can make someone want to settle down, not like it matters. Why would I care if a man isn't happy about being divorced?

    You are young and seem to be infromed by the media that encourages this behavior. Good luck in life, your going to need it.
  17. #37
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    it's a horny thought, and honestly i'd be happy for her to abuse my corpse and if i could watch i'd probably have my first of many spirit-wanks

    but this did not happen. how the fuck would she even get a dead flaccid dick inside her, let alone pump any sperm far enough into her that it even reaches her cervix.

    even if the sperm was viable, i'd doubt that.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by cigreting You are young and seem to be infromed by the media that encourages this behavior. Good luck in life, your going to need it.

    You're*
  19. #39
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by cigreting You are young and seem to be infromed by the media that encourages this behavior. Good luck in life, your going to need it.

    I'm doing fine doing things I like doing and not listening to men.
  20. #40
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I had one orgasm without touching myself as well. I think I'm weird in that I've never touched myself with my fingers, ever, always used a toy because it grosses me out. I don't know why.

    Your own body grosses you out? You're like 25 and still scared of vaginas?
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