2022-10-23 at 2:12 PM UTC
Folks I've debated writing about this for awhile. But basically one of the nastiest things I ever accomplished in my life was having sex with most of a small family. I'm not sure how much of it I planned but anyway,
I lost my virginity at age 13 to this girl.
She had a brother that was 3 years younger, at age 16 till I was 27 I had a homosexual relationship with him.
Their father is a tranny who works at the airport, I found him on grindr and norm ally I don't go for old men but this time I did. Sex wasn't that good.
So the mom has HATED me vehemently for like two decades. But I kinda wanna fuck. She told me to go away when i showed up with two bottles of wine (she drinks only wine and a lot of iot) and a 4 pack of steel reserve and told her I wanted to talk about my best friend/her son/my gay lover like a week after he died in March.
She told me to go away and I kinda took that as really fucked. So I asked Xavier (this nigger i've known my whole life who I think also was fucking dude/but also his best friend) what I shoul ddo and he said to leave her alone, so I did, I asked if I could go to the funeral, they said they weren't having one since they shoved all of his organs into other people in some bizarre necromancy fetish of organ transplanting to circumvent death.
I think his mom really hates me because I posted on his memorial facebook on the post where she said she gave away all of his organs and said I've spent thousands of hours with your son and discussed everything we could posssibly ever discuss, your son did not want to be pieced out, he wanted to remain whole and he wanted to be buried. So she donated everything and had him cremated.
My ex got a photo of him, through her EMT friend, brain dead on lifesupport right before they started piecing him out. She hated him a lot (cuz of the homosexuality) A LOT, and while I haven't seen teh photo it bothers me that it exists.
So anyway, I wanna fuck my friends mom.
Which will mean I had sex with the:
idk how to do check marks but
check Daughter
check Son
check TrannyDad
unchecked box DrunkMom.
How I make this happen?????? she blocked me on 1 of my facebooks but i have her on 3 other ones. I"M EMBEDDED MY NIGGAS.
cool part is she still lives a block from the park which is like 7 blocks from my mom's house, so i have ample opportunity to stretch out my dead friends mom!!!!
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2022-10-23 at 2:13 PM UTC
To my knowledge no one has tried to fuck his mom cuz she's kinda chubby and rude. But IDGAF
2022-10-23 at 2:20 PM UTC
nah bro i don't wanna live like you do.
2022-10-23 at 2:32 PM UTC
Same. I mean I"ve pressured people into having sex with me, ya, but like that was all mental manipulation more so than holding someone down and fucking them
2022-10-24 at 8:22 PM UTC
did u fuk his gramps
id start there
2022-10-24 at 8:26 PM UTC
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2022-10-25 at 10:18 AM UTC
write a heartfelt letter to her about how your sponsor told you you need to make amends yadda yadda and your friend made you promise if anything ever happened to himthat youd help take care of his mom. Say that you know she has resentments about you, but that you only want his spirit to be at peace, and that life is too short not to love one another with ur whole heart.
Make her some of your shitty poor people food and leave it on the porch and then one day go over there crying and shell open the door and be like bradley its okay honey it not ur fault. And shell press you to her old saggy breast and thats when you shove ur fingers in her and start sucking her lip and tell her youre gonna help her make a new son and name him the same as the guy you were fucking.
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2022-10-25 at 5:13 PM UTC
This is so Brideshead Revisted, I love it.
Bring her flowers, chocolates, wine. Tell her she reminds you of her son, and you just want to talk to her. Be consistent and be kind. She will reject you harshly, but don't give up. Keep doing it, over and over, every few days or every week, long past the point when anyone else would have given up. She will be curious, and lonely, and eventually she will be tipsy and the two of you will have wine together.
