2022-10-18 at 9:50 PM UTC
is to be a cool italian cousin
or an old black woman that goes around saying "They wanna do what?!, I ain't never thought I'd live long enough to regret being alive so long, but this year might be it" and then I slowly walk away shaking my head
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2022-10-20 at 1:22 PM UTC
I want to be the one white guy minorities have tried being fucked by.
2022-10-20 at 2:35 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I wanna be stupid dumb rich like arab oil prince rich so i can have a jet made out of pure gold that runs on stem cells
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2022-10-20 at 2:39 PM UTC
And have camgirls flown in to have sex with camels for private shows.
2022-10-22 at 10:39 PM UTC
yeah I want to takea shit in a white princesses mouth
2022-11-25 at 11:44 PM UTC
MYDREAM
I was at a airport, parked in their garage and the payment machine was damaged like someone accidentally crashed into it and so it was crooked. my mother ent up showing up and i was like hey look mom the machines broken that means i get to park for free and she was like hey yeah i think youre right bud.
I went inside the airport to starcucks and i wanted to just order an espresso but they have their own venacular at that store wqhich was overwhelming and i accidentally mixed it up and ent up ordered a latte, i asked if they could make it with half-n-half and they said no we dont have half-n-half at our store, they told me how they got a LOT of leeway/independence in what they do and dont sell, they even had custom just-for-their-location lids for the cups. well i was corn-fused and started just taking drinks / food as they were finished and put out, i ent up eating a purple slushy, some jelly filled donuts, and a platter of crab legs and hush puppies before i realized that it was other peoples food. cant remember if i ever got my latte
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2022-11-25 at 11:53 PM UTC
i want to shit in an indian or arabs mouth
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2022-11-26 at 12:56 AM UTC
how much would you have to be paid to have a white guy do it?
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2022-11-26 at 2:18 AM UTC
I know. I'm 2000 miles away from everything I know, living in a cuban neighborhood (I don't speak spanish), sober, and in my household 2 of the 8 of us speak any english, I have quite a bit of time on my hands these days.
2022-11-26 at 2:19 AM UTC
The way I use this site I go to latest threads, and I do my best to reply to every thread I find interesting. Sometimes I do this once or twice a week (when I have things going on in my life) and sometimes I do it three or four times a day (lately).
2022-11-26 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
lol I think I can live for the rest of my life without the money and getting shit on.
Bradley your pretty much carrying this place lately, except for Ghost of course.
ya it aint easy and of course not paid to moderate cuz lanny and fralala are broke
gotta run banner ads to pay off that rock on her finger before she leaves lanny and he enda up shooting rocks into his fingers, and dick.
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2022-11-26 at 3:24 AM UTC
ya this website is mostly ghost and I by weight.
2022-12-05 at 1:26 AM UTC
Literary last night i drank a 'SIXXER' ( thats a six pac of beer , for you yanks ) on jumpinchat and hashed it out about agnosticism and religion, WHAT EVEN IS REALITY ecksetera ecksetera yada yada. and about the ghost of k r o z
THEN i went to sleep and dreamed about driving acrossed all these bridges where there was a really huge height difference like the bridge was 2 feet taller than the road so you have to drive and slam the SHIT out of it to get up and over the hump and onto the bridge - which is a really violent experience and super hard on your wheels and axles and suspension it really shakes the heck out of everything but what are you gonna do if you wanna make it? ( literary in real life ive been driving on these shoddy highways and bridges full of potholes and big bumps i literary feel like im getting air sometimes and abusing my suspension so i guess this was a shout out to real life ).
then back to reality somebody knocked on my door and woke me up in the early morning and asked for some gas and i was like okay bud and i poured them my 5gal of gasoline and they told me about their DMT trip and how they are Christian and they died on DMT and then came back , literary it was spooky because it was some goofy stuff but they didnt seem like they were on drugs when we spoke or anything -even though it definitely sounds like some tweaker style story to tell a stranger if you ask me- they wanted to trade me some junk for the gas but i was like dont worry about it bro so they gave me a bottle of pepper spray and told me how he got jumped in oak-land by some jackers. i was like hey man thanks for sharing your story with me but ( hour later ) i really gotta go get some more sleep.
but i guess thats just how the cookie crumples sometimes , what are you gonna do, you know? probably should get a pistol incase of jackers but its one of those cash twenty-two deals where it can get you in a whole heap of trouble more than you need to get in, indubidably
