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2 weeks without a cigarette.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Saving money and life.
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  2. #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]


    you shouldn't be smoking anyway, faggot.
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  3. #3
    yeah man pretty much thats why i smoke America's Spirit cigs, they contain no added arsenic
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    Fill a glass half full of water and put a bunch of old cigarette butts in there, then let it stew for a day or so. When you want a cigarette really bad, take a sip of the cigarette butt water and swallow. Works every time.
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  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fill a glass half full of water and put a bunch of old cigarette butts in there, then let it stew for a day or so. When you want a cigarette really bad, take a sip of the cigarette butt water and swallow. Works every time.

    I took this advice years ago and we'll quite frankly I've been addicted to ciggy butt water ever since.

    Thanks, DAD!
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    i made my daughter smoke a entire pack of cigarettes lol now shes gonna be a doctor
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    Originally posted by mmQ I took this advice years ago and we'll quite frankly I've been addicted to ciggy butt water ever since.

    Thanks, DAD!

    Oh, yeah? Well, what if you pissed in your delicious ciggy butt water? How would the flavor be then? Not so tasty now, eh?
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Oh, yeah? Well, what if you pissed in your delicious ciggy butt water? How would the flavor be then? Not so tasty now, eh?

    I guess not if you're not into the flavor of hot delicious salty piss.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess not if you're not into the flavor of hot delicious salty piss.

    You will drink your piss-flavored ciggy water, and you will be happy.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    im proud of you
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