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I'm a Bad Mother Trucker

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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    Ghost Black Hole
    You look like a pilot in dose dere glasses 👓
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    are you bad enough to blow me
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Not the life for everyone but it is for me 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
    doohickeys and thingamajigers 😂😂
    Did you get your cdl or what
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    So you drive trucks now?
    Good for you fona!
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    you look like your dad ( project farm ) with your glasses. good for you man im glad american truck simiulator inspired you to haul load
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Phantom 309 mother fucker
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    omg hell yeah ALL THE GOOD TRUCKER ANTHEMS

    id rather be homeless than chromeless am i right fuys *installs three hundred marker-lights all over everything everywhere* yeah were pullin real weight now holmes
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    For fuck sakes you have a heavy goods licence now?
    I need to get one of those.
    My oil money is all gone, I didn't sell in time,
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    We're happy for you Fona. Stay safe.

    Are you doing locals for now or will you being doing long hauls from where you are to texas?
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Holy fuck bro your out of breath as fuck.

    he sounds like he's happy but a bit nervous
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    Fone just dropped a load of salsa

    He's literary delivering spice to our taste buds
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    He looks like he's got a pinch of tobac'r between his gums and bout to spit it out the window

    a bit dated and all for technology but do you have a CB radio, fona? ComeBackGurdBuddy


    "CANDYCANE"
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    Originally posted by slide22 He looks like he's got a pinch of tobac'r between his gums and bout to spit it out the window

    a bit dated and all for technology but do you have a CB radio, fona? ComeBackGurdBuddy


    "CANDYCANE"

    That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.

    *Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.

    *Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"

    Oh gee I'm sorry for Fona.

    Used to do a sudden boot on me from chat just as a power trip. Then gets booted out himself by panny or someone else.

    But I hope he does well and she doesn't do to him what she did to hubby while he's gone doing work.

    Classic wife alone meets plumber


    Also I figured out why my mic didn't work last night in the potato club
    . LOL. I didn't pull it down on the headphones. It muy nu bt headset. Shitty range though. So perfect for my Chromebook. I got an Acer for 150 bucks, 17.5 in screen. Fuckers sweet. But it's android. I wanted to use it and buy a synth controller to record sheet music and layer on it but android probably doesn't have software. Might try and install Linux on it.

    Anyways, Fona I'm just messing. I hope you enjoy the road life. Ports pay more for loads .. do a run for long beach or oakland
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    Originally posted by slide22 Oh gee I'm sorry for Fona.

    Used to do a sudden boot on me from chat just as a power trip. Then gets booted out himself by panny or someone else.

    But I hope he does well and she doesn't do to him what she did to hubby while he's gone doing work.

    Classic wife alone meets plumber


    Also I figured out why my mic didn't work last night in the potato club
    . LOL. I didn't pull it down on the headphones. It muy nu bt headset. Shitty range though. So perfect for my Chromebook. I got an Acer for 150 bucks, 17.5 in screen. Fuckers sweet. But it's android. I wanted to use it and buy a synth controller to record sheet music and layer on it but android probably doesn't have software. Might try and install Linux on it.

    Anyways, Fona I'm just messing. I hope you enjoy the road life. Ports pay more for loads .. do a run for long beach or oakland

    Yeah heard I forgot about that, he had it coming
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    You just winked at yourself in the mirror, didn't you?
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