Going to watch the new Michael Myers tonight

1. 2022-10-14 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I’m going to watch Halloween Ends tonight. Surprised Jamie Lee Curtis hasn’t done him in yet, but equally surprised Mike still has his strength after all these years. Will he finally die? We’ll see.
   
   Not checking back in the thread until after I watch it so you fucks don’t spoil it for me.
   
   I will 100% be posting spoilers in my next comment though. So if you see a spoiler tag from me, that’s what it is.
   
   Happy Fall, y’all.
2. 2022-10-14 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   has michael myers became black ?
3. 2022-10-14 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   A black tranny prolly
4. 2022-10-15 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   sounds like a waste of time
   
   these remakes have all been lame as hell
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5. 2022-10-15 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   The last moment of this shit show franchise I watched was in 1981. Right before 0:17 I said aloud in the theater if he walks out of that room I'm walking out of the theater. He walked and so did I. I've never watched another second of this low brow bullshit.
   
   
   
6. 2022-10-15 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Pretty standard Halloween flick, but spoilers as promised.
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   
   That’s about it. Standard gory slasher, so I would recommend if you’re into the genre and particularly the franchise.