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  1. #41
    Bradley Black Hole
    Ya I might try another state at some point. But somewhere less wealthy and foreign than Miami and imma make sure I have more sobriety time before making all these major changes in my life so quickly.
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  2. #42
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya I might try another state at some point. But somewhere less wealthy and foreign than Miami and imma make sure I have more sobriety time before making all these major changes in my life so quickly.

    Smartest thing ive ever heard u say

    Legitly mai bruh
  3. #43
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost You make yours up or down

    which ever way you're mom likes it.
  4. #44
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya I might try another state at some point. But somewhere less wealthy and foreign than Miami and imma make sure I have more sobriety time before making all these major changes in my life so quickly.

    Go to New York City. Work as a bike messenger. I think you can get 5 bucks per delivery in a square mile 10 around midtown to Wallstreet area. but you try and time 4-5 of them to pick up and drop off or backward trend. you could make easily 400 bucks in a day there if you're fit. its all flat too. I think one big hill exists there in Manhattan's upper east side but most of it is flat. you get tired, just take the fucking train
  5. #45
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Smartest thing ive ever heard u say

    Legitly mai bruh

    The thing is simple. Grow up. Work. don't drink during work week. then have one night a week to throw back drink and smoke some pot. Get off of Meth. Get off of other hard drugs. Smoke weed, have a 6 pack and a shot of whiskey. pass out on the internet. or take public transportation if you have Bar money.

    its cheaper to get a girlfriend, take her to the movie and some bites, go home with a couple of bottles of red wine and smoke and get high and drink and fuck and pass out. you'll appreciate life so much more. doing hard drugs is retarded.
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Go to New York City. Work as a bike messenger. I think you can get 5 bucks per delivery in a square mile 10 around midtown to Wallstreet area. but you try and time 4-5 of them to pick up and drop off or backward trend. you could make easily 400 bucks in a day there if you're fit. its all flat too. I think one big hill exists there in Manhattan's upper east side but most of it is flat. you get tired, just take the fucking train

    Yeah, go to NYC where the cost of living is 95% higher than the national average and crime has jumped 31% as if July this year.

    You are so consistently stupid you have to be a bot.
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  7. #47
    slide22 African Astronaut
    ^Wrong. it's dropped 30% because people are moving out but business is still strong. Instead of riding to an Office, you would probably ride to their house-based-office.

    but rent is dropping in most cities now. and though it's piss fucking cold, I would suggest living in a converted van. Also, NEW JERSEY??
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 ^Wrong. it's dropped 30% because people are moving out but business is still strong. Instead of riding to an Office, you would probably ride to their house-based-office.

    but rent is dropping in most cities now. and though it's piss fucking cold, I would suggest living in a converted van. Also, NEW JERSEY??

    Neither crime or the cost of living has gone down this year in NYC. Prove me wrong or sit the fuck down sparky.
  9. #49
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Neither crime or the cost of living has gone down this year in NYC. Prove me wrong or sit the fuck down sparky.

    I'm not sparky, you're sparky you arsonist fuck.

    Also stop stalking me.
    You're like that crazy guy who tracked down a fellow poster online, flew to his house, lit a bag of dog shit on his lawn and knocked on his door and while he ran outside to put it out, you snuck in a murdered the shit out of him. But instead of our yard (which we don't have) you'll prolly do it in our hallway. Fuck the hell of. Get over the fact that the hooker bit half your nose off and learn to be nice to people.
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 I'm not sparky, you're sparky you arsonist fuck.

    Also stop stalking me.
    You're like that crazy guy who tracked down a fellow poster online, flew to his house, lit a bag of dog shit on his lawn and knocked on his door and while he ran outside to put it out, you snuck in a murdered the shit out of him. But instead of our yard (which we don't have) you'll prolly do it in our hallway. Fuck the hell of. Get over the fact that the hooker bit half your nose off and learn to be nice to people.

    There's a little yellow man inside of your head...
  11. #51
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There's a little yellow man inside of your head…

    Not the mean destroyer you're suffering from. That song is about the pedophile behavior British rockers were known to be, naunce. That's like 3 times you used it
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Not the mean destroyer you're suffering from. That song is about the pedophile behavior British rockers were known to be, naunce. That's like 3 times you used it

    Paranoia will destroy ya...
  13. #53
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm trying to get a good job for 20+ an hour not really doing something office like
  14. #54
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm trying to get a good job for 20+ an hour not really doing something office like

    I just said DRIVE a truck. just like Fona.

    Go to one of those Schools. they wont charge you money but will job place you for a month while collecting their class fees from your paychecks. after that, you have your license you can drive and actively look for better paying jobs.

    Your criminal past may not be an issue because of the need for drivers is so high. they'll find ways to employ you. also there are hundreds of companies active any given time on indeed.com most take a month to pull up your background and may overlook it. only if their companies insurence has an issue with it, you should be fine. you drive, listen to music, get some exercize loading and unloading. sometimes you let the warehouse guys do it for you, but if they're falling behind, do it yourself or wait for them.

    i would at least load the truck for burning some caleries you build up while not moving around physically much as a driver. watch Fona get fat as fuck
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Truck driving school contracts are one step above indentured servitude. You don't know duck about trucking.
  16. #56
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Truck driving school contracts are one step above indentured servitude. You don't know duck about trucking.

    I wouldn't know how to drive a multi-gear rig from the conventional or cab-over days pre 2000, but most trucks are automatics now. who gives a fuck. most jobs are like that. even coding boot camps before 6-figure tech Jobs may come your way, you're usually at the mercy of those investors who set aside their 40k fees and you work for maybe 45k a year as an intern while the employer is still paying out tens of thousands to the coding acadamy.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There's a little yellow man inside of your head…

    and a big black man inside your ass
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm trying to get a good job for 20+ an hour not really doing something office like

    Construction
  19. #59
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Construction

    My hands don't work and I can't stand for more than forty minutes. I was disabled but apparently can work according to others so I'm trying my best.

    My right hand doesn't close
  20. #60
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 I wouldn't know how to drive a multi-gear rig from the conventional or cab-over days pre 2000, but most trucks are automatics now. who gives a fuck. most jobs are like that. even coding boot camps before 6-figure tech Jobs may come your way, you're usually at the mercy of those investors who set aside their 40k fees and you work for maybe 45k a year as an intern while the employer is still paying out tens of thousands to the coding acadamy.

    No one asked Paul Wozny. Go make a friend so you have one
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