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I got a fucking speeding fine trying to impress a Thai girl

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I Had to sit through a zoom (heh, zoom) speed awareness course so I didn’t get points on my licence

    Anyway as it happens she was here visiting family and I felt used afterwards

    She left her IG on tinder and I thought why not give it a go, after a few attempts of trying to start a conversation with her she finally replied one morning a few weeks ago saying she’s flying back home in a couple of days

    Obviously sex was the first thing on my mind and she was fucking hot so I tried my best (legally) to get her back to mine after entertaining her for the day

    Long story short I took her to 2 museums and she was a generous cunt because she had coins to pay for parking but besides that she really was a cunt but a sexy cunt I would have fucking licked her ass out before ravaging it but seriously she was a cunt, not even a fucking hug just a thank you kha

    😢

    Cunt
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    maybe it was because she has a penis ?
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I Had to sit through a zoom (heh, zoom) speed awareness course so I didn’t get points on my licence

    Anyway as it happens she was here visiting family and I felt used afterwards

    She left her IG on tinder and I thought why not give it a go, after a few attempts of trying to start a conversation with her she finally replied one morning a few weeks ago saying she’s flying back home in a couple of days

    Obviously sex was the first thing on my mind and she was fucking hot so I tried my best (legally) to get her back to mine after entertaining her for the day

    Long story short I took her to 2 museums and she was a generous cunt because she had coins to pay for parking but besides that she really was a cunt but a sexy cunt I would have fucking licked her ass out before ravaging it but seriously she was a cunt, not even a fucking hug just a thank you kha

    😢

    Cunt

    Aren't you that Christian Dude?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he was pretending to be to impress some other girl
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    Ghost Black Hole
    It's funny because white women want nothing to do with pakis
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but they often don't get to make that choice
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What's with you and the Asians?
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo What's with you and the Asians?

    Asian Fetish King he is
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    Originally posted by Grylls I Had to sit through a zoom (heh, zoom) speed awareness course so I didn’t get points on my licence

    Anyway as it happens she was here visiting family and I felt used afterwards

    She left her IG on tinder and I thought why not give it a go, after a few attempts of trying to start a conversation with her she finally replied one morning a few weeks ago saying she’s flying back home in a couple of days

    Obviously sex was the first thing on my mind and she was fucking hot so I tried my best (legally) to get her back to mine after entertaining her for the day

    Long story short I took her to 2 museums and she was a generous cunt because she had coins to pay for parking but besides that she really was a cunt but a sexy cunt I would have fucking licked her ass out before ravaging it but seriously she was a cunt, not even a fucking hug just a thank you kha

    😢

    Cunt

    Jesus is frowning at you.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus is frowning at you.

    Looks like even Jesus is turned off by the reek of desperation
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls I Had to sit through a zoom (heh, zoom) speed awareness course so I didn’t get points on my licence

    Anyway as it happens she was here visiting family and I felt used afterwards

    She left her IG on tinder and I thought why not give it a go, after a few attempts of trying to start a conversation with her she finally replied one morning a few weeks ago saying she’s flying back home in a couple of days

    Obviously sex was the first thing on my mind and she was fucking hot so I tried my best (legally) to get her back to mine after entertaining her for the day

    Long story short I took her to 2 museums and she was a generous cunt because she had coins to pay for parking but besides that she really was a cunt but a sexy cunt I would have fucking licked her ass out before ravaging it but seriously she was a cunt, not even a fucking hug just a thank you kha

    😢

    Cunt

    A few attempts at starting a conversation 😂 Such a fucking simp. This is some sudo level shit.
    She responded because nothing better came along, felt bad for you, was bored, and wanted free shit. You displayed your societal value by trying way too hard. Women can sense that shit from a mile away
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  12. #12
    its like they have sensors for desparation
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its like they have sensors for desparation

    Its part of how humans have evolved. If women werent such pieces of shit there would be alot more retarded and stupid people around
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i always speed when I fuck
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    Octavian. Houston
    I love how much Grylls lives in Scron's head rent free. Soon as I opened this thread I knew there would be some thirst.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    youre all in my head, 'rent-free'

    and i love it.

    i love you niggers.
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    There's a price to be paid for everything.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian. I love how much Grylls lives in Scron's head rent free. Soon as I opened this thread I knew there would be some thirst.

    because I point out that someone only makes threads about one topic I am thinking about them constnatly by replying to a thread at the top of new threads?

    alrighty then chef and bring me a salad too with the gabagool on top
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    Ghost Black Hole
    and a side of cheddaroni meatzza
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