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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung She was straight from Hell, but you cud never tell, cuz u were blinded by her light.

    Interesting. Is this thread related? it's apparently an old story.

  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Making homemade fucking hot dogs with fries and Canada dry
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 Interesting. Is this thread related? it's apparently an old story.


    They should have called Safelite
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wondering if my Lyft driver was flirting with me the way I suspect they were. You can only put two stops in max so I had the Drs office I was dropping off paperwork at and then a small bakery and coffee shop. And when we got there they asked what I had going on for the day and if I was going straight home. I said yes and then they offered to stick around to give me the last ride when I called it. Then when I asked how to be sure they picked up my ride they said I could just Venmo them $5 and they would give the ride off app. They were super chatty the entire ride too.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    welp, I have scraped over 5 gallons of old dry paint thats over 20 gallons wet, off 1/4th of the house I'm painting in an area that will only take 3 gallons of paint to repaint it.

    came home after 8 hrs of hard scraping bout to trim a mendo plant.
    atm I'm watching Tulcy Gabbert bash the democratic party as she walks away from them and calls all other dems with half a brain to come with her... I don't know who is paying attention right now in our country's politics but msmbc is outright calling people liers and frauds like they don't even realize they are about to get one hell of a slander law suit slapped down on em but fast and if they do not get WW111 fired up fast we are going to crush the left in the upcoming elections... where Tech at yo!


    cum likin faggt are you seeing it ,, you poor bastard you best go find ur fav boy and put ur head down in his soft curlys and git to sukin boi cuz every time you come up for air you gonna see MAGA!! cummin down the road huntin ur commie ass
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    writing code
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They should have called Safelite

    sorry, the resin isn't going to fix the demon mirror.
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Wondering if my Lyft driver was flirting with me the way I suspect they were. You can only put two stops in max so I had the Drs office I was dropping off paperwork at and then a small bakery and coffee shop. And when we got there they asked what I had going on for the day and if I was going straight home. I said yes and then they offered to stick around to give me the last ride when I called it. Then when I asked how to be sure they picked up my ride they said I could just Venmo them $5 and they would give the ride off the app. They were super chatty the entire ride too.

    Wait what? there is a cheat to bring someone back? is that a third-party app or built-in? I haven't driven for Uber in nearly 2.5 years.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 Wait what? there is a cheat to bring someone back? is that a third-party app or built-in? I haven't driven for Uber in nearly 2.5 years.

    Frog Fucker confirmed
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Having some birthday cake and charting ..❤️
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Having some birthday cake and charting ..❤️

    do you have to change your undies after charting? i usually get that when I eat a second bowl of chili
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Totse.. it’s weird to have a picture of Red as your own .. js
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    *charts behavior*
  14. Originally posted by slide22 Oh a conspiracy nutcase I see.

    No, you really will be dead soon. Dead as a doornail. Enjoy what little time you have left.
  15. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    scratching my nuts with my left hand and smelling the joy as well
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just chilln.. messaging on messenger and waiting to give report
  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    pm me your fb
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've got a pretty big dick. I really can't sleep tho. I've been going so darn hard and trying to arrest cycles and check myself lest I wreck myself but my COCK IS 2 BIG

    You'll know what I'm slayin
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    getting naughty with a nubian.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    smoking cannabis.
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