What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-10-06 at 2 PM UTC

   #13921
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I never replied to his text asking me if I still wanted to talk with him. Now when I go into the store I swear he’s enveloped in a black depressing aura, idk if I’m hallucinating, he’s standing in shadow or if this is my brain’s new way of blocking bad memories.
   
   Anyway I don’t know if I did the right thing, he’s crushed and the time to fix that is running out, so have to decide soon. Maybe I could have had a friend even if he has a crush on me. Ig I was worried he’d continue being inappropriate.

   
   i had something similar with the girl on the checkout. she looked so vacant, defeated, as she solemnly scanned my groceries. she finally broke the silence and tentatively asked me "are you paying cash or card?"
   
   i knew she was longing for me to ask her out, but i just said "card", paid and left. it was the kindest thing to do for all concerned
2. 2022-10-06 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #13922
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I was trying to make fun of two people at once on the ww internet and I accidentally called them two clowns of the same shoe instead of the other way around.
   
   Oopsy faisy
3. 2022-10-06 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #13923
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I was trying to make fun of two people at once on the ww internet and I accidentally called them two clowns of the same shoe instead of the other way around.
   
   Oopsy faisy

   
   Rest easy, they can't all be winners Brah.
4. 2022-10-06 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #13924
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rest easy, they can't all be winners Brah.

   
   I've decided I like my version better anyway. I'm making that shit as my epitaph in fact. Thank you Jesus.
5. 2022-10-06 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #13925
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Wow...thank you but not thank you...that's harsh.
6. 2022-10-06 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #13926
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   LOL
   
   https://www.google.com/search?q=velma
   
   LMAO
7. 2022-10-06 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #13927
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by aldra LOL
   
   https://www.google.com/search?q=velma
   
   LMAO

   
   About her being lesbo? In the book Meddling Kids she's in a relationship with Daphne.
8. 2022-10-06 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #13928
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you click the link? just running the search dumps pride flags all over the place
9. 2022-10-06 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #13929
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by aldra did you click the link? just running the search dumps pride flags all over the place

   
   No. It was a good book though, reimagined for adults. Fred is dead but his ghost is with them and Shaggy is in a mental hospital.
10. 2022-10-06 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #13930
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    I didn't even know there were books, I think they retconned her into a homeowner in the 2000s movies
11. 2022-10-06 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #13931
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    I didn't even know there were books, I think they retconned her into a homeowner in the 2000s movies

    
    That's the only book I know but there's comics.
12. 2022-10-06 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #13932
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More flag than content
    
    
13. 2022-10-06 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #13933
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's like getting glitterbombed
14. 2022-10-06 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #13934
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Forced faggotry is what it is...SMH
15. 2022-10-06 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #13935
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by aldra it's like getting glitterbombed

    
    You ever see the one where a dude sent a glitter bomb/fart spray one to a scam call center in India? Pretty sure he also sent them a box of live roaches or something and got their office infested.
    
    Edit: found it
    
    
16. 2022-10-06 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #13936
    

    spacepantz2 Houston
    The answer to life the universe and everything
17. 2022-10-06 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #13937
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz2 The answer to life the universe and everything

    
    43...42 was a miscalculation.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • spacepantz2
18. 2022-10-06 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #13938
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    43 was a dictation error. 4T2 is the correct answer
19. 2022-10-06 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #13939
    Kafka sweaty
    I got weighed today, wearing leather Converse but it’s 9 stone, my worst nightmare.
20. 2022-10-06 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #13940
    Kafka sweaty
    It could just be my boobs, maybe that’s why I didn’t notice. Still I’m gonna be careful now.