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Amazon Blows Entire $1 Billion 'Rings Of Power' Budget On Making It Look Like A Woman Can Hold A Sword

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    "These kinds of effects are a challenge because as everyone knows, women absolutely suck at holding swords," said visual effects supervisor Brad Gragdrad. "Their tiny little noodly arms and 120-pound frames are barely able to hoist a sword above their heads, much less swing it around and cut through foes like a male warrior. Sad!"


    https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-blows-entire-1-billion-rings-of-power-budget-on-making-it-look-like-a-woman-can-hold-a-sword
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    so sick of hearing of this show
    lol!
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    https://ancientcelticwomen.weebly.com/roles-of-celtic-women-as-warriors.html
  4. #4
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka https://ancientcelticwomen.weebly.com/roles-of-celtic-women-as-warriors.html

    also, women's muscles are tuned for endurance rather than instantaneous strength.

    guys, when she said her arm was getting tired, she lied because she never really loved you.
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  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    I’d like to know if their swords were made differently. More force can be applied with a longer one.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    aside from the really heavy ones and utility types, swords have almost always been sidearms to spears and polearms
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Ghost so sick of hearing of this show
    lol!

    does it remind you of putin and his army of orks?
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    All the morons taking an HB thread so cereal
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