lets discuss lotr cannon

1. 2022-10-04 at 7 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   how many times has an elf and a human mated or paired in tolkiens world?
2. 2022-10-04 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I don't think they had cannons back then
3. 2022-10-04 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   I meant canon:
   https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/LOTR:Canon
4. 2022-10-04 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   If Octavian lived there or in medieval europe hed be just a lonely servant or a farmer like one of those guys who are dispensable in lotr.
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   • Ghost
5. 2022-10-04 at 8:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   13,451 times.
   
   Next question.
6. 2022-10-04 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   is it pedo for a normal human to fuck a hobbit girl ?
7. 2022-10-04 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is it pedo for a normal human to fuck a hobbit girl ?

   
   No, chances are the hobbit girl is 30yrs older than you.
8. 2022-10-04 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Interesting sexual possibilities.
9. 2022-10-04 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Wariat wants his ONE RING licked by that ogre woman.
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   • Ghost
10. 2022-10-04 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat If Octavian lived there or in medieval europe hed be just a lonely servant or a farmer like one of those guys who are dispensable in lotr.

    
    lol
    
    i can hear him now
    
    "muh rats races!"
    
    or whatver his gay catch phrase is
11. 2022-10-04 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    those guys in the new series who were farmers and could barely use a bow and the elf had to do all the work. yea hed be like one of em.
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    • Ghost
12. 2022-10-04 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to have a three way with an orc woman and a goblin woman.
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    • Ghost
13. 2022-10-05 at 12:37 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Interesting sexual possibilities.

    
    the woke version will also have orc trannies.
14. 2022-10-05 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I would fuck a hobbit
15. 2022-10-05 at 2:04 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the woke version will also have orc trannies.

    
    in my plantessian lore all orcs are just trannies they ascended to a new species that has no gender because people kept yelling at them how there were 2 genders even though they wanted to be the OTHER second SECOND gender so they just became something else to shut up those idiots who now yell at robot half humans and the robots just sit there and have to explain asexual non reproductive life to them for 4 hours and at thee end they say "YEAH BUT IT'S ADAM AND EVE SO WHAT CHROMOSOMES WERE YOU BORN WITH AGAIN???"
    
    also cat people and liserds are hunted like the fucking vermin scum they are or treated like slaves and sexaully tortured and can only get work as whores like that one anime
    
16. 2022-10-05 at 5:24 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the woke version will also have orc trannies.

    
    orcs are banned because people unconsciously think of them as niggers
17. 2022-10-05 at 5:46 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    and the dwarfs were based off jedis
    
    the elves are moslems
18. 2022-10-05 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Three times.
19. 2022-10-05 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost also cat people and liserds are hunted like the fucking vermin scum they are or treated like slaves and sexaully tortured and can only get work as whores like that one anime
    

    
    excuse me sir but how old is that girl
20. 2022-10-05 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #20
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra orcs are banned because people unconsciously think of them as niggers

    
    but booking photos stated them as 'elves'