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  1. troon African Astronaut
    pornographers like nice round numbers wariat. like, you could do all the research possible on this, calculate, derivate, masturbate and at the end of the day, you learn those unscrupulous bastards actually lied about his age in the first place.

    he was 63 on the day it was recorded, but had a birthday 3 weeks and four days after.

    does that make you harder or softer?
  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    incessant, i think its hot and i think she is into it or thsts what she enjoys doing with her life or did at 20.
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I have the worst fucking headache
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    How I'm facing extreme constipation
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Balloon Man How I'm facing extreme constipation

    I've been saying you are full of shit all along.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    The concomitant personality attributes of a severe hoarder.
  7. Originally posted by Balloon Man How I'm facing extreme constipation

    Take an empty shampoo bottle and fill it with warm, sudsy water, then shove the neck of the bottle up your ass and squeeze.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Take an empty shampoo bottle and fill it with warm, sudsy water, then shove the neck of the bottle up your ass and squeeze.

    Is that how you do it?
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is that how you do it?

    I've never had constipation.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've never had constipation.

    Impossible, you've been too full of shit for too long.
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Impossible, you've been too full of shit for too long.

    Every word I've said has been the truth, right from day one.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Every word I've said has been the truth, right from day one.

  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    I am unable to lie.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I am unable to lie.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  15. Rivers of evil
    Run through thy land
    Swimming in sorrow, they kill, steal, and borrow, there is no tomorrow
    For the sinners will be damned


    Ashes to ashes
    You cannot exhume a soul
    Who do you trust when corruption and lust is the creed of all the unjust?
    Leaves you empty and un-whole?


    To safeguard my philosophy
    Until my dying breath
    I transfer from reality
    Into a living death


    I empathize with enemies
    Until the timing's right
    With God and Satan at my side
    From darkness will come light
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    How I'm eating gummi wormce
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I never replied to his text asking me if I still wanted to talk with him. Now when I go into the store I swear he’s enveloped in a black depressing aura, idk if I’m hallucinating, he’s standing in shadow or if this is my brain’s new way of blocking bad memories.

    Anyway I don’t know if I did the right thing, he’s crushed and the time to fix that is running out, so have to decide soon. Maybe I could have had a friend even if he has a crush on me. Ig I was worried he’d continue being inappropriate.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I never replied to his text asking me if I still wanted to talk with him. Now when I go into the store I swear he’s enveloped in a black depressing aura, idk if I’m hallucinating, he’s standing in shadow or if this is my brain’s new way of blocking bad memories.

    Anyway I don’t know if I did the right thing, he’s crushed and the time to fix that is running out, so have to decide soon. Maybe I could have had a friend even if he has a crush on me. Ig I was worried he’d continue being inappropriate.

    Die
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does this mean? :

    Deontic scorekeeping

    Abstract
    This paper deals with what, from a speech-act theoretical point of view, can be considered to be the “illocutionary” side of Robert Brandom's pragmatist framework, which regards the pragmatic significance of linguistic performances (specifically, assertional performances) characterized in terms of their effects on the normative statuses of the participants in a discursive practice. In Brandom's deontic scorekeeping model of discursive practice (which consists of ascribing, undertaking and acknowledging commitments and entitlements), all speech acts are alleged to have pragmatic significance because of their relationship with the act of asserting: here, I investigate whether the same model can be used to account for the pragmatic significance of other assertive speech acts which differ from assertion in terms of their varying degrees and modes of commitment, and I argue that it simply lacks the resources to do so. I conclude by making some general suggestions (with examples) of how an Austin-inspired conception of illocutionary force (to some extent compatible with Brandom's analysis) could be used as a basis to account for the varying degrees and modes of commitment of assertive speech acts in terms of variations in their force.
  20. Originally posted by Kafka I never replied to his text asking me if I still wanted to talk with him. Now when I go into the store I swear he’s enveloped in a black depressing aura, idk if I’m hallucinating, he’s standing in shadow or if this is my brain’s new way of blocking bad memories.

    Anyway I don’t know if I did the right thing, he’s crushed and the time to fix that is running out, so have to decide soon. Maybe I could have had a friend even if he has a crush on me. Ig I was worried he’d continue being inappropriate.

    Dont worry hes just gonna be ur bestie until he gets you drunk and high enough to fuck you so as long as youre always on high alert you should be a-okay
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