you're a fag that is not as funny as a truly legendary comedian, trying to be funyn in wariat thread take a page from candys book you cringe retard faggot.
Originally posted by aldra
is he that guy who wears eyeliner and makes cringey atheist songs or am I confused
nah he's pretty funny, I think he died from overdosing on opiates or some shit I used to enjoy his retard jokes when I was a teenager before I did drugs and he died before I even tried weed so he has a weird place in my heart
Nothing happened guys. what it was a group of teens who had some birthday or one of them turned 18 and i guess some others were still 17 not sure exactly how old this girl was who danced with me twice or sort of grabbed me twice to dance so i felt she was attracted to me but this other blond one who walked by smiled claimed she was 17 so i just assumed the one who danced with me was as she looked real young. but who knows. anyway i lost the chance. i didnt have the balls or want to infiltrate their group just hoping to catch one of them alone on a smoke breka or outside just chilling and get a contact but didnt happen. i did with another one in their group but that one claimed to be 20 so who knows if they all were full of shit and really 20 or if that one said that because she kept calling me sir to get me comfortable. but she was chub by anyway and hasnt hit me up since anyway.
basically what should i have done guys there were two super young cuties there and they were so childish they kept running like from their area to the dance floors like childish teenagers. i cant imagine how good ron jeremy or hugh heffner or those guys had it living in their youtrh or feeling young all the time being around such childish hotties all the time.
it was weird because they were outside in small groups at times and one time this guy who was with them this young dude like sort of invited me to eat cake with them and i didnt even talk to him he was like wer ehaving cake come on but i didnt go as i assumed he either didnt know i wasnt part of their group or the others wouldnt be cool me crashing with them plus i didnt really want to i just wanted to bring one of those super young and childish drama queen running around knocking shit over teens with me and having her nude right now waking up with me after being ass fucked all night and called an annoying young teenager.
i dont get why i cant even fuck a 17 yr old hell even an 18-19 yr old. why doesnt it ever work for me when there are literal old men hitting that around the world?
some chick with some missing teeth but was relatively good looking later danced with me and straight out asked me if i had drugs. i told her no and this other chick who had a boyfriend danced with me and i left with their group and i knew her from before but theyb left and i went home.
Originally posted by Wariat
i dont get why i cant even fuck a 17 yr old hell even an 18-19 yr old. why doesnt it ever work for me when there are literal old men hitting that around the world?
because you can't tell the difference between real life and porno
Originally posted by Wariat
it was weird because they were outside in small groups at times and one time this guy who was with them this young dude like sort of invited me to eat cake with them and i didnt even talk to him he was like wer ehaving cake come on but i didnt go as i assumed he either didnt know i wasnt part of their group or the others wouldnt be cool me crashing with them plus i didnt really want to i just wanted to bring one of those super young and childish drama queen running around knocking shit over teens with me and having her nude right now waking up with me after being ass fucked all night and called an annoying young teenager.
u dont have a camera so you dont seem official oldje that's why
