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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I was over at old man beardy's house last friday I told him I'd need his truck when I move because I'll be wanting to buy a dining table…he said "you can have mine, I don't need it since my wife died"…it's a 6 seater SOLID OAK dining table with 4 matching chairs. EASY the higher end of 2k plus.

    I said "Ok thanks".

    you know why he gave it to you ?

    because a 6 seater dining table AMPLIFIED his loneliness.

    now its your turn to eat alone while starring at those 5 empty chairs as the tears of lonliness well up in your eyes.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    ya they do it's called prestige
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't care what others think.

    and neither do they want to be treated like a pariah,
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you know why he gave it to you ?

    because a 6 seater dining table AMPLIFIED his loneliness.

    now its your turn to eat alone while starring at those 5 empty chairs as the tears of lonliness well up in your eyes.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't care what others think.

    No one is ever going to come sit at your 6 seater oak table that will MAGNIFY your loneliness as you eat surrounded by everyone who loves you.
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you know why he gave it to you ?

    because a 6 seater dining table AMPLIFIED his loneliness.

    now its your turn to eat alone while starring at those 5 empty chairs as the tears of lonliness well up in your eyes.

    Can't wait! lording over my vast empty space... and then going outside to feed the chickens.
  6. Originally posted by Bradley No one is ever going to come sit at your 6 seater oak table that will MAGNIFY your loneliness as you eat surrounded by everyone who loves you.

    Lets fucking hope not! I'm not moving to the middle of nowhere so people will visit!
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    do you still want me to come visit for a fortnight
  8. Originally posted by Bradley do you still want me to come visit for a fortnight

    Still want?
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can't wait! lording over my vast empty space… and then going outside to feed the chickens.

    you mean cocks.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    lol i heard its really cheap to live in texas
  11. Originally posted by Bradley lol i heard its really cheap to live in texas

    Yup, you can buy 20 acres, a 4 bedroom house and still have change out of $10.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    no like 600 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment cheap
  13. Originally posted by Bradley no like 600 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment cheap

    lol, maybe if you live in a roach infested ghetto...anywhere else you can MINIMUM double that.
  14. https://www.apartments.com/houston-tx/under-1200/
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Furniture sales is one step below used car sales.
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  16. Working retail when you're 40+ vinny is pretty cringe.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Furniture sales is one step below used car sales.

    stil a caste above being baby killers
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Working retail when you're 40+ vinny is pretty cringe.

    real men dont care what others think.

    it put money in my pocket that puts food on the cafe table and alcohols in my glass.

    what should a man of 40+ do johnny ?
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  19. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men dont care what others think.

    it put money in my pocket that puts food on the cafe table and alcohols in my glass.

    what should a man of 40+ do johnny ?

    Didn't you say you didn't have a fridge because you couldn't afford to run it?

    Aim higher than selling folding chairs, you're smart enough to do more with your time.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny stil a caste above being baby killers

    No, it's not
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