2022-09-30 at 9:05 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So this lady (bitch) has invited me to see that rock band in Manchester on Sunday night
Metal/rock isn’t really my thing; she loves it but she’s Indian - the fuck is going on there?
In return she wants me to drive us there and back, also saying she wants to stay at mine afterwards but I wasn’t so convinced and I don’t want lead her on anymore
Now she’s booked a fucking hotel in the centre of Manchester instead 🤦🏽♂️
She’s really put a lot of effort into this but when it comes to the sex department with her I have to really use my imagination, like recently I’ve been watching a lot of Indian porn, they’re cheesy as fuck but the traditional dress they wear is a turn on so I’ve asked her to bring one to wear in the room 😬
I once convinced her I was 10 years younger than she thought too after I shaved, she really snapped out ah shit just reading this as I type really sounds like a bad idea now
Cradle snatcher
But fuck it YOLO
2022-09-30 at 9:17 AM UTC
tell her incubuses are pedos.
yes they are.
2022-09-30 at 9:25 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Incubus are still around? I listened to them in high school
they were really popular with Christian kids for having clean/inspirational lyrics so that might be it
2022-09-30 at 10:32 AM UTC
I don't see what the hesitation is about. Is she ugly or something?
2022-09-30 at 12:48 PM UTC
i bet her pussy smeels liek curry
2022-09-30 at 1:23 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Ranch me brotendo.
You going to see 311 in the quad later?
Arent you pimple pete?
Sup pimple pete
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2022-10-05 at 8:23 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I’m still alive, a night of shit music and some early hour frolicking, she did put the saree on when we got back
Now she’s in Mauritius celebrating her birthday which was planned post lockdown
I will continue this relationship but in the meantime what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her 👀
It’s not my fault there’s so many slags out there
2022-10-05 at 2:02 PM UTC
I read this exact copypasta on 4vhan
Op is a loser
2022-10-05 at 3:27 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by STER0S
post pic of indian chick
I have more respect for bitches now, especially this one
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2022-10-05 at 5:18 PM UTC
Ghost, retract your tomfoolery so we can look at Paki boobs.
