You on Windows? Windows Defender being a little bitch?

1. 2017-05-09 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Why not murder it violently with these two lines of code. Just save it as .js and watch the magic happen.
   
   

   
   var e = new Error(); 
   e.toString.call ({message : 7 });
   

   
   
   Google's Project Zero is doing an awesome job pwning Micrococks right in the micro cock. You should check them out. Here's the write up for this particular vuln.
   
   https://bugs.chromium.org/p/project-zero/issues/detail?id=1252&desc=5
   
   I thought it was pretty interesting that two lines of code could do it. Credits for the PoC go to some ho that works at Google.
2. 2017-05-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I think we should make a community effort to purge Windows. Looking back in my life, Windows was a mistake. I should have just went with Linux in the first place(or at least Mac). But then again, I don't game.
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3. 2017-05-10 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   still loving my macbook
4. 2017-05-10 at 10:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I think we should make a community effort to purge Windows. Looking back in my life, Windows was a mistake. I should have just went with Linux in the first place(or at least Mac). But then again, I don't game.

   
   The only reason windows exists is because of gaming. Nobody likes it for anything else.
5. 2017-05-10 at 10:54 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 The only reason windows exists is because of gaming. Nobody likes it for anything else.

   
   I like Windows for Audio/Visual/Graphics design. Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, Sony Vegas, they don't come with Linux flavors. You have shitty open source alternatives but nothing quite compares to Photoshop as far as Graphics Design is concerned imho.
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6. 2017-05-10 at 11:17 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 The only reason windows exists is because of gaming. Nobody likes it for anything else.

   
   Try managing an enterprise environment with MAC workstations.
7. 2017-05-10 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Cool. I still am a Windows bitch atm but have been playing with some Linux distros in VM- one day I'm gonna make the switch, but yeah... Currently there are draw backs mainly to do with comparable and/or compatible software, which sucks.
   
   (hey Sophie- check out my "bounty" thread where I am looking for accredited sources and citations. Maybe you can and there is a prize if anyone here can help me out before Thursday. If you can that would be great and I will mail you something special (it'll be nice since you're specialz even though you're international) if you can help that would be awesome, but if you can't or don't want to, that's fine as well, I just thought you may since you're a smart guy who likes a challenge.)
8. 2017-05-10 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver Try managing an enterprise environment with MAC workstations.

   
   In a non-technical business environment, I can understand Windows being used.