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  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    Hey everyone its ya boy bradleyb

    about 3 weeks ago i started on a major alcohol fueled bender tht saw me travel 1600miles, hang out with my mom, make taco dip, party with my dead friend (who is now a lil elm tree memorial) and have a mental breakdown that ended up with me in the hospital

    and my subsequent removal from airport in milwaukee by the police, who understood i am a white guy from the nut house with a bow, no arrows, bow is in a case, and we agreed white privledge that i should be taken to the gas station (so I can get money) and purchase steel reserve, then to the dmv,

    the dmv listed my height at 5'8 and my weight at 240 LOL i remember tellign this black guy just put whatever while we were doing it.

    I got back last thursday and having missed 75% of the first month of college, i proceeded to take 1 week to catch up in all classes.

    everyone has accepted teh truth that getting wasted and havin ga mental breakdown is part of recovery, and because i was sin the hospital/have hospital paperwork from Milwaukee, Wisconsin all my teachers and everything have accepted my late work/make up quizes without penalization.

    so today as I was looking for my FAVORITE PEN i found my phone that started this whole shit storm off worse 3 weeks ago inside my laundry I had thought I lost it at the bar on my first night of alcoholism relapse.

    Oh my god i'm so happy the hurricane canceled 2 of my classes so im caught up in everything and ahead. And when I came back home, my friend had relapsed and sold his bicyclce for drug money while i was gone. When I came home i came back with a bow (no arrows) & 2 fishing polese gang gang
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I lost my vape pen last week.
    Still can't find it.
    Oh well stay sober Bradley.
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    have you looked in ur laundry
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I just might get some tek and tear my house apart.
    Looked in the laundry and all the bushes around my house.
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    have u asked ur girlfriend if she seen it
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I just might get some tek and tear my house apart.
    Looked in the laundry and all the bushes around my house.

    You'll find it when you stop looking.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Truth Details https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/privilege

    You are fat and stupid
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    you are evil
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Truth details is kind of growing on me. It's surely a form of spam most of the userbase would hate, but it's just news to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost you are evil

    who
  11. #11
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Truth details is kind of growing on me. It's surely a form of spam most of the userbase would hate, but it's just news to me.

    he's growing on me
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Truth Details https://www.healthline.com/health/unable-to-control-emotions#:~:text=Emotional%20outbursts%2C%20also%20known%20as,brain%20injuries%20in%20the%20past.

    Too fat to use the second floor.
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    who
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley who

    Who did I quote ya stupid fuck giraffe? I swear you must be the P'fucky-O of Gumby & P'fucky-O.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Incessant Truth details is kind of growing on me. It's surely a form of spam most of the userbase would hate, but it's just news to me.

    What in tardation...
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