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TORNADOS in MIAMI

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    another tornado warning@!~!~!~!~!~ dangerous flying debris incoming~!~!~!~1
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    take cover now! avoid windows! be safe! UR gonna die mate~!~!~!~!~
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley take cover now! avoid windows! be safe! UR gonna die mate~!~!~!~!~

    Especially if your inside my domain and I can see you in it from my windows.
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Holy shit that was a good one
  5. #25
    Back in my day we called a Cat 5 hurricane a breezy Wednesday.
  6. #26
    florida has the highest gaycount.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    dont say gay
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Bradley dont say gay

    ok.

    florida has the highest cases of monkey poxes.
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    thats' why i have had sex twice in the last fourth months and both were in public infrastructure OUTSIDE of florida
  10. #30
    herd
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    i also would rather fuck some old black lady named renee or some psyche ward girl named cassandra whose 38 but looked 13 than do the gay at teh beach and end up with the pox of monkey
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  12. #32
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ive been buying these refried beans that are like in a bag sorta thing like already spiced and hydrated and shit and they are good for burrittos.

    Just saying
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  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ive been buying these refried beans that are like in a bag sorta thing like already spiced and hydrated and shit and they are good for burrittos.

    Just saying

    i used to do that in prison i haven't seen them availableanywhere since
  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I guarantee you were a catcher


    Originally posted by Bradley in prison
  15. #35
    Octavian. Houston
    Bradley gonna get sucked off by a tornado
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guarantee you were a catcher

    there was no gay sex in prison for me or anyone i associated with
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Octavian. Bradley gonna get sucked off by a tornado

    her name is Doornado
  18. #38
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley her name is Doornado

    Gaynado
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    hurricane category 4 155MPH just landed in florida i wish it was hitting miami :(
  20. #40
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been through cat 4s on a strip of sand 70 miles by 2 miles that is 35 miles of shore with an average elevation of 2 feet.

    South Eastern Cuba?
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