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some FUCKER on 711 tried to get over on me

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    rude assed cashier i said wheres your manager he said IM the manager and you need to get out of here. well what i did next is i went to the san francisco mint and bought 1000 odllars worth of pennies then i put them in a weeeelbarrel and pushed that fucker intro 711 and made him take my pennis.

    then i took my 1962 chevrelay dump truck and bought it full of manure and i POURED IT IN FRONT OF THE STORE.

    then i surveyed there property lines and realize they built the store in a ILLEGAL manner so i cut the store in half i literally BUILT A FENCE THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE WHAT NOW FUCKER.

    i own you I OWN THIS STORE IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO FROM THE MERCHANDISE TO THE CASH REGISTER THEY HAVE TO GO THRU MY GATE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY ME the troll toll everytime this happens so was it worth smarting off fucker

    next time fucker think what happens when yo usmart off to me i get my slurpy
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i dont understand why italian motherfuckers alwas feel threatene dby me presence stealing their women like in valletta malta and had to try telling me "you need to get out of here?" instead of accewpting that im more desired or better than them or more wanted by their women there?
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor and made him take my pennis.

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  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    FUCK DAT SHIT you need backujp just call me i'll go there and bring my own big ass cup and fill an entire barrel with a slurpee and take it out on a dolly

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  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ya nascar shivrola
  6. #6
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you should've showed him your dick
  7. #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I tell you what when little sporty and I move back to the Bay Area we absolutely will not tolerate this. We will chase you around town in a souped up Prius.
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  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala I tell you what when little sporty and I move back to the Bay Area we absolutely will not tolerate this. We will chase you around town in a souped up Prius.

    let me know when you do we shouldall be neighors like a sitcom

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  9. #9
    Install a washroom in the middle of 7 11 and take a shit and jack off constantly while moaning random womens names and when you hear a guy or women say there name when they come into 7 11 run into the bathroom and moan there name loudly while beating off.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by A College Professor rude assed cashier i said wheres your manager he said IM the manager and you need to get out of here. well what i did next is i went to the san francisco mint and bought 1000 odllars worth of pennies then i put them in a weeeelbarrel and pushed that fucker intro 711 and made him take my pennis.

    then i took my 1962 chevrelay dump truck and bought it full of manure and i POURED IT IN FRONT OF THE STORE.

    then i surveyed there property lines and realize they built the store in a ILLEGAL manner so i cut the store in half i literally BUILT A FENCE THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE WHAT NOW FUCKER.

    i own you I OWN THIS STORE IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO FROM THE MERCHANDISE TO THE CASH REGISTER THEY HAVE TO GO THRU MY GATE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY ME the troll toll everytime this happens so was it worth smarting off fucker

    next time fucker think what happens when yo usmart off to me i get my slurpy

    Asians....SMH
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