Wild Turkey Surprise

1. 2022-09-25 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Anybody had it?
2. 2022-09-25 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   no
3. 2022-09-25 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley no

   
   How about hossenfeffer?
4. 2022-09-25 at 2:02 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   sir how about i make you a hot cup of coffee, do you take sugar
5. 2022-09-25 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley sir how about i make you a hot cup of coffee, do you take sugar

   
   Two lumps, please.
6. 2022-09-25 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   well i already made it, i did 3 scoops of coffee, no cream no sugar, i drink my coffee bareback
7. 2022-09-25 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley well i already made it, i did 3 scoops of coffee, no cream no sugar, i drink my coffee bareback

   
   Can't afford a saddle?
8. 2022-09-25 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   i can actually, i have condoms, sugar, baby powder, all that shit, everything i could possibly think "This will help me get laid in an immigrant metropolitan environment." that could be purchased with my meager income I have.
9. 2022-09-25 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   but if u go up to some veneszeulan immigrant as a middle age white guy in a collered shirt with a bag of rice saying "Aya, Mios Hombre Brad, Gracias, yo tengo soldadada" it's not gonna work
10. 2022-10-06 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley well i already made it, i did 3 scoops of coffee, no cream no sugar, i drink my coffee brokeback

    
    FTFY
11. 2022-10-06 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yup, I rounded the bend this am doin 65 on a backraod and came up on 40 turkeys in the middle of the road,, I could have gotten 20 of them but I saw my buddy total his radiator one time hittin a turkey,, there little heads are Radiator high and they get even anyway they can
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
    • Speedy Parker
12. 2022-10-06 at 10:58 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I have had wild turkey whiskey
13. 2022-10-06 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT yup, I rounded the bend this am doin 65 on a backraod and came up on 40 turkeys in the middle of the road,, I could have gotten 20 of them but I saw my buddy total his radiator one time hittin a turkey,, there little heads are Radiator high and they get even anyway they can

    
    Revenge of the Wild Turkey Surprise. Coming soon to a theatre near you.
14. 2022-10-07 at 3:55 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
15. 2022-10-07 at 12:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    This should be in the oral stimulation sub forum.