Kafka Wants To Be This Chick

1. 2022-09-23 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #1
   Incessant African Astronaut
   https://www.tiktok.com/@bevellystrange?_t=8VuxhU7JQMQ&_r=1
2. 2022-09-23 at 8:07 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   posting tik tok links is illegal
   
   put your hands flat on the hood and spread your legs
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse, 
   • A College Professor
3. 2022-09-23 at 8:11 AM UTC

   #3
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra posting tik tok links is illegal
   
   put your hands flat on the hood and spread your legs

   
   Oh no... Eff
4. 2022-09-23 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra posting tik tok links is illegal
   
   put your hands flat on the hood and spread your legs

   
   they don't even open on my computer lol same with instagram like what the fuck
   
   at least a facebook link I can open it on a computer but what fucking psycho decided the most popular social media apps on earth can't be viewed on a fucking desktop computer, and literally nobody gives a shit, I have NEVER seen anyone complain EVER except maybe my girlfriend saying "wow that's gay" to me once years ago.
   
   its like they are on another internet entirely like the darknet but it's hardware locked and calls YOU a faggot for not using an apple phone as your main internet device.
   
   Who the fuck even uses apple phones? Oh wait... everyone. I bet you can open that link on an xbox. DOESN"T WORK ON MY PHONE CUZ I DONT HAVE THE FUCKING APP FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKIN TECHNOLOGUI IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!
   
   
5. 2022-09-23 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #5
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Ever since i got the galaxy z3 foldable i literally hardly even have to use my pc anymore. I can do like 95% of my schoolwork on it, and neverwinternights' Arelith mmorpg server works great on it so yep, i just do that.
6. 2022-09-23 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Incessant Oh no… Eff

   
   ma'am, I will not ask you again
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2022-09-23 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #7
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   That cat is like, "ye, fuck joo boss"
8. 2022-09-23 at 8:33 AM UTC

   #8
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra ma'am, I will not ask you again
   
   

   
   So my original response referenced a nightstick ironically, but I edited it because I don't need to be riling up the tards.
   
   I must smush that cat face >.<
9. 2022-09-23 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Ever since i got the galaxy z3 foldable i literally hardly even have to use my pc anymore. I can do like 95% of my schoolwork on it, and neverwinternights' Arelith mmorpg server works great on it so yep, i just do that.

   
   I can never find a good sitting position with phones and only use mine when im sideways and cant reach computer
10. 2022-09-23 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #10
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    eew what is that
11. 2022-09-23 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Ghost I can never find a good sitting position with phones and only use mine when im sideways and cant reach computer

    
    SAME
12. 2022-09-23 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    tek neck
    
    
13. 2022-09-23 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    lol yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa