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How do you break your collarbone by falling

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    How do you break your collarbone by falling
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    Originally posted by Iseedivision How do you break your collarbone by falling

    have someone hit it with a rubber mallet...or do it yourself if you can position things correctly.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
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    Do a "Jussie Smollett" and hire a couple of nogs to beat you up.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    If he could afford to hire niggers he could simply buy dope
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dunno man im having second thoughts about you harming yourself trying to get drugs, healing takes a long time and the body is a temple i feel like you shouldnt go out of your way to hurt it thats just my opinion though so take a grain of salt.

    but yeah man, maybe just stealing something and selling it is your best bet so you can get some dope
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    Originally posted by Haxxor If he could afford to hire niggers he could simply buy dope

    Most nogs will near kill you if they think you have more than 25 cents on your person.
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    I thought about falling and trying to land like right on my upper shoulder and like really lay in to the fall
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    pinky toes are kind of retarded what about cutting it off and putting it in a igloo cooler so they can put it back on , worst case they fuck it up but its just a pinky toe
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    Originally posted by A College Professor i dunno man im having second thoughts about you harming yourself trying to get drugs, healing takes a long time and the body is a temple i feel like you shouldnt go out of your way to hurt it thats just my opinion though so take a grain of salt.

    but yeah man, maybe just stealing something and selling it is your best bet so you can get some dope

    I thought about that but then you start talking police charges vs me being down a few weeks/ months and getting pain killers
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by blaster master I heard they're actually super important for ur balance while walking.

    mine literally curls INi think its misshapen but yeah man you might be on to something, dont do the pinky toe
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I thought about that but then you start talking police charges vs me being down a few weeks/ months and getting pain killers

    yeah , heard. i dunno man its tuff i hear you i wouldnt waanna go to jail either
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    Originally posted by A College Professor pinky toes are kind of retarded what about cutting it off and putting it in a igloo cooler so they can put it back on , worst case they fuck it up but its just a pinky toe

    Only reason I don't want to do that is because how would I explain that? At least with a chopped finger I can say I was chopping some veggies or something
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by blaster master And if you hang around the krat0m store you're bound to run into some heroin users who will sell you some heroin.

    It's not available in my state
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Growing up up I broke one collar bone in a diving tackle in a sandlot football 🏈 not ⚽️ game when I landed on my shoulder. I broke the other one on a ski jump, again when I landed on my shoulder. I would say both of those occasions were falls.
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